Swanton, VT - Apparently terrified by the prospect of America's restored greatness, a group of Vermont deer made a failed attempt to cross the Canadian border Wednesday. The trespassers have been captured and taken into custody, and are currently awa...
Toronto, Canada - An otherwise healthy 30-something male is claiming state disability handouts after waking one morning to find that he'd grown a pair of antlers on his head.
Harley Broomsdork said the 18-inch, Monarch-of-the-Glen-style protrubera...
HELENA, Montana - The state of Montana has just become the first state in the union to go up against the powerful National Rifle Association and issue a rifle related ban.
Willie McSpinach, a spokesperson for the state, told the news media that Mo...
Lake Geneva, Wis--Charlotte the deer is going to live. She won't be facing the death penalty that was the judgement the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources gave her.
"We were going to be sneaky about it, but Marvin Graaf whined to the media...
Transport Scotland has warned drivers about a menace on the roads at this time of the year.
The Scottish national transport agency issued a statement this afternoon :
"Every time this year hundreds of young, immature creatures are freed from th...
The beautiful Emporer Stag, photographed days ago in a stunning picture admired by millions, was killed on orders from the Queen.
'There's a Monarch in this country' she fumed' and that is me. We can't have an Emporer as well. I will not be underm...
Poor little Bambi and the rest of his family have been saved at the last minute from being slaughtered after campaigners managed to persuade drinks firm Diageo to call off the cull.
The firm had planned to wipe out the entire herd of deer that roa...
Deerburger, N.Y. - Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering.
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