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Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Funny story: Vermont deer attempt to flee to Canada after election results roll in.

Swanton, VT - Apparently terrified by the prospect of America's restored greatness, a group of Vermont deer made a failed attempt to cross the Canadian border Wednesday. The trespassers have been captured and taken into custody, and are currently awa...

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Canadian claims disability allowance after sprouting antlers

Funny story: Canadian claims disability allowance after sprouting antlers

Toronto, Canada - An otherwise healthy 30-something male is claiming state disability handouts after waking one morning to find that he'd grown a pair of antlers on his head. Harley Broomsdork said the 18-inch, Monarch-of-the-Glen-style protrubera...

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Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

Funny story: Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

HELENA, Montana - The state of Montana has just become the first state in the union to go up against the powerful National Rifle Association and issue a rifle related ban. Willie McSpinach, a spokesperson for the state, told the news media that Mo...

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Charlotte the deer saved

Lake Geneva, Wis--Charlotte the deer is going to live. She won't be facing the death penalty that was the judgement the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources gave her. "We were going to be sneaky about it, but Marvin Graaf whined to the media...

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Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Funny story: Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Transport Scotland has warned drivers about a menace on the roads at this time of the year. The Scottish national transport agency issued a statement this afternoon : "Every time this year hundreds of young, immature creatures are freed from th...

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Emporer Shot on Queen's Orders

Funny story: Emporer Shot on Queen's Orders

The beautiful Emporer Stag, photographed days ago in a stunning picture admired by millions, was killed on orders from the Queen. 'There's a Monarch in this country' she fumed' and that is me. We can't have an Emporer as well. I will not be underm...

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Bambi and his family saved from being culled in Fife

Funny story: Bambi and his family saved from being culled in Fife

Poor little Bambi and the rest of his family have been saved at the last minute from being slaughtered after campaigners managed to persuade drinks firm Diageo to call off the cull. The firm had planned to wipe out the entire herd of deer that roa...

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Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen

Funny story: Restaurant closed after dead deer found in kitchen

Deerburger, N.Y. - Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering. Hea...

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