As Twelfth Night approaches, less people are taking down exterior lights and Christmas decorations than for any year previously, since the invention of exterior lights and Christmas decorations.
"My neighbour always had a magnificent display," sai...
HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years.
NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...
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