Portugal - (Reuterus & Kaka Mess): Was the Portuguese football captain's baby son bred to order?
An announcement on social nitworking site Twatter! claims Ronaldo Jr, aged three weeks, is coming to live with Pop in Portugal.
And that his...
London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid.
Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come...
Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray.
Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...
Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara.
Behind the heavil...
London - (ReUterus): Grieving former Michael Jackson nanny/hired womb-with-a-view bimbo Deborah Rowe is said to be hiring royal divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton to stop a High Court bid that would make the dead singer's three children royal wards of c...
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