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Paris Jackson Says She Hates Being A Jackson and Wants To Change Her Last Name

Funny story: Paris Jackson Says She Hates Being A Jackson and Wants To Change Her Last Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, recently stated that she is sick and tired of having to live up to the Jackson name. The girl who was born Paris Michael Katherine Jackson told Glamboyant Magazine's Voodo...

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Joslyn James: is Elin Nordegren Tiger's very own Debbie Rowe?

Funny story: Joslyn James: is Elin Nordegren Tiger's very own Debbie Rowe?

Orlando, Fla - (Thrilla-Spilla): "Yeah, it's a kinda copycat Michael Jackson marriage," porn actress Veronica Slut-Daniels claimed today. "Guess the term 'broodmare' comes into it! "Hellsbells, Tiger's wife's helluva lot prettier than ex-derm...

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Oops, She Did It Again!

Funny story: Oops, She Did It Again!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA After seeming to have fallen off of the face of the earth during Michael Jackson's autopsy, the missing prosthetic nose has finally resurfaced; apparently, it was vacationing in the Caribbean in an attempt to clear up some long s...

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Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy

Funny story: Deborah Rowe on whoremoan replacement therapy

Los Angeles - (Homopathetic Ass Mess): OctoMom's former snatch doctor has prescribed Debbie Rowe the same oral remedy that's stimulated c(o)untless fecund Hollywood uteruses like Angelia Jolie's and Katie Holmes'. Rowe is anxious to revive her sag...

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Jordan Chandler tests DNA positive for paternity of Jackson children

Funny story: Jordan Chandler tests DNA positive for paternity of Jackson children

Los Angeles - (ReuterUs & Ass Mess): "Just wanna have a baby with you, Jordie!" That was Michael Jackson's pillowtalk opening salvo according to a secret Neverland CCTV videotape seized from Deborah Rowe's First Hellfire Bank of Sodom &...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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