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Dawn French Reveals Secret Regime That Maintains Her Roly- Poly Figure

Funny story: Dawn French Reveals Secret Regime That Maintains Her Roly- Poly Figure

Cuddly funny gal Dawn French has finally revealed how she maintains her "full-figure" look which has helped the chubby comedienne be regularly cast as a fat, overweight, obese or frumpy middle aged woman for the last 30 years. "Quite simply I ea...

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Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Funny story: Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson commented on Dawn, that is Dawn French, after she was photographed returning from a Caribbean holiday on a Jumbo Jet. "Dawn looks bigger than ever" said Pattinson "She looks like she could be mistaken for the biggest Sumo Wrestler th...

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Dawn French orders a million bars of chocolate from Cadbury or is it Kraft

Funny story: Dawn French orders a million bars of chocolate from Cadbury or is it Kraft

Dawn French who is not French, by the way she is actually English, or British, or something, has put in an order for a million bars of chocolate with Cadbury's. During the Easter weekend thousands of people in the UK complained that shops seemed t...

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Lenny Henry Breaks His Silence - The "Truth" About Dawn French

Funny story: Lenny Henry Breaks His Silence - The "Truth" About Dawn French

Heartbroken comedian Lenny Henry today poured his heart out to Skoob News following revelations that his marital indiscretions with Merry Chain, 26, some blonde from Yorkshire, were to blame for the break up of his 25 year marriage to Dawn French.

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Dawn French To Star In A Movie About Carnie Wilson Entitled, "Excuse Me Sir, Am I Wearing Shoes?"

Funny story: Dawn French To Star In A Movie About Carnie Wilson Entitled, "Excuse Me Sir, Am I Wearing Shoes?"

LONDON - Dawn French, who is all over the British newspaper, tabloids, and radio talk shows stated that she has gotten more publicity in the past few days than she has in the past two years. French has announced that her and her husband of 25 year...

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Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...

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Dawn French and Lenny Henry To Appear On Coronation Street

Funny story: Dawn French and Lenny Henry To Appear On Coronation Street

LONDON - Reginald Billingshurst, the director of Coronation Street has announced that Dawn French and her as-of-now-still husband Lenny Henry have both agreed to star in an episode of the popular British series. Billingshurst said that Henry and F...

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart send message at Twilight to Dawn

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart sent a message at Twilight to Dawn, that is Dawn French the very big woman who is married to comedian Lenny Henry. Pattinson and Stewart expressed how sorry they are to hear of the split after 25 years of marria...

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Full moon at Dawn

After 25 long years of marriage for Dawn French and Lenny Henry, it has been reported the reason behind their split. According to sources, chubby-funster Ricky Gervais, 48, sent a picture of his backside to French via mobile phone. Television per...

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Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Funny story: Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Comedy legend, Dawn French, has today revealed the real reason behind her split with another comedy legend, Lenny Henry. In an interview with Sir Morgan of Talent, Dawn revealed, "I've been following Peter Andre since Mysterious Girl, I guess I'v...

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Comedy Duo Go Solo

Funny story: Comedy Duo Go Solo

The world of comedy is today in mourning after the tragic news that the king and queen of giggles, Lenny Henry and Dawn French, are set to split after 25 years of marriage. D-Len, Denny, Lawn or however you knew them announced last night that they...

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Is it because Dawn French sh*gged Susan Boyle?

Funny story: Is it because Dawn French sh*gged Susan Boyle?

London - (I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Mess): The lardarse comedienne apparently went bananas after just one whiff of SuBo's pheromones turned 25 years' conjugal fidelity into a Last Tango In Paris dirty weekend. And in a statement issued by h...

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French and Saunders - "We are funny"

Funny story: French and Saunders - "We are funny"

BAFTA Lifetime award winners Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders insisted yesterday that they were actually funny at some stage of their career. An emotional Saunders said "I realise that we haven't really made people laugh for 20 years or so, but I...

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Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Funny story: Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Colourful comedian, Lenny Henry from Dudley, England and his ex-wife, larger than life comedienne Dawn French have mutually decided to give their wrecked marriage one more try.

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Interview with Dawn French

I recently met with acclaimed British comedienne and actress Dawn French. I tried to talk about the new series that she's made with long-time comedy partner Jennifer Saunders. I tried but failed.

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New series of French and Saunders leads BBC drama season

Funny story: New series of French and Saunders leads BBC drama season

The BBC kicks off its autumn drama season with a new series starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.

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Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Funny story: Kirstie Alley to play evangelical creationist preacher in US Dibley remake

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Former Cheers star Kirstie Alley has been chosen by Faux TV network to play the star role in a US remake of the Vicar of Dibley sitcom.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

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