Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50.
The pair had been working on the song together...
Up to 200 people received 'minor injuries' in London yesterday when a riot broke out outside the O2 arena, after it was announced that Michael Jackson's 50 date comeback was a sophisticated hoax, and the spooky star was in fact dead.
Nine celebrities who have been climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in aid of Comic Relief, reached the summit as dawn broke this morning - only to find has-been wannabe celebrity, David Van Day, waiting for them with champagne.
Nearly £1.4 million has been...
Rap star, 50 Cent, has told music journalists in New York that he has already met with ex-Dollar singer and I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here contestant, David Van Day, with a view to relaunching the drab 1970s pop group Dollar.
Cent, real name...
I'm A "Celebrity" loner David Van Day has revealed the true reason behind his weird personality... his true identity is the one and only former Prime Minister of England and Wales Tony Blair!
Yes, the character, who thrilled the British public eve...
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