Showing:

Funny satire stories about david icke

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story: David Icke predicted Cornwall earthquake 'would be first of many' ahead of Saturday's lunar eclipse

David Icke predicted Cornwall earthquake 'would be first of many' ahead of Saturday's lunar eclipse

Bodmin - The 2.2 magnitude tremor hit the Lizard Peninsula shortly before 3am in what Icke once prophesied would be the first portent of the Reptilian New Dawn. Some of his New Age conspiracist pals also reckon the quake is a grim precursor to a g...
View 'David Icke predicted Cornwall earthquake 'would be first of many' ahead of Saturday's lunar eclipse'
Funny story: David Icke Names Queen's New Luxury Liner

David Icke Names Queen's New Luxury Liner

David Icke, the former sports presenter, turned conspiracy theorist, had the honour yesterday of naming the Queen's new luxury cruise liner. Mr Icke, 52, who once suggested that the Royal Family were all lizards in human form, was at Southampton d...
View 'David Icke Names Queen's New Luxury Liner'
Funny story: David Icke named new England manager

David Icke named new England manager

After England's ignominious 4-1 defeat by Germany, the English Football Association has turned to an unlikely source of salvation, David Icke. This shock decision is sure to outrage many England fans already angered by their team's poor performanc...
View 'David Icke named new England manager'
Funny story: Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule

Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule

David Icke was once thought of as a complete Nutter after he appeared in the Wogan show in 1991, but a lot of what he said has come to be true and he now fills halls all over the world, with his talks about the state of the planet, aliens, Illuminati...
View 'Alternative view: Is David Icke right do reptiles rule'
Funny story: Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien

Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine. Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me: "There's an o...
View 'Icke's at it again - Tells press that his neighbour is an alien'
Funny story: Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today

Conspiracy theorist and alien lifeform watcher David Icke today claimed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown had been transmuted into a 'slimy, reptilian, alien slug'. Speaking from his padded cell in Essex, Mr. Icke said: 'It's easy to scoff at me, b...
View 'Prime Minister Gordon Brown has turned into a 'slimy reptilian alien slug', David Icke claimed today'
Funny story: David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son

David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son

London - (Rioters): Daftass conspiracy nutter and former British footballer David Icke has defended his quack doctor son Andrew Wakefield who is facing a General Medical Council gross misconduct hearing.
View 'David Icke defends his MMR fiasco quack doctor son'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

5 7 24 20


Go to top