Miniature surveillance devices are being planted in artificial hips by alien surgeons according to our nutter journalist, David Ikes. Ace conspiracy theorist reporter, Ikes today disclosed that a Government listening station disguised as an MI6 anti...
Manchester United's descent into mediocrity is due to a plague of purple lizard humanoids.
David Ike, not to be confused with David Icke or David Moyes phoned the Spoof's Manchester United Crisis phone line this morning offering his services as co...
Bodmin - The 2.2 magnitude tremor hit the Lizard Peninsula shortly before 3am in what Icke once prophesied would be the first portent of the Reptilian New Dawn.
Some of his New Age conspiracist pals also reckon the quake is a grim precursor to a g...
David Icke, the former sports presenter, turned conspiracy theorist, had the honour yesterday of naming the Queen's new luxury cruise liner.
Mr Icke, 52, who once suggested that the Royal Family were all lizards in human form, was at Southampton d...
After England's ignominious 4-1 defeat by Germany, the English Football Association has turned to an unlikely source of salvation, David Icke.
This shock decision is sure to outrage many England fans already angered by their team's poor performanc...
David Icke was once thought of as a complete Nutter after he appeared in the Wogan show in 1991, but a lot of what he said has come to be true and he now fills halls all over the world, with his talks about the state of the planet, aliens, Illuminati...
Former BBC presenter and total barmpot, David Icke, is back in the news and this time your guess is as good as mine.
Icke, one half of the iconic "River Deep Mountain High", sixties singing sensations, Icon Teeny Toenail, told me:
"There's an o...
Conspiracy theorist and alien lifeform watcher David Icke today claimed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown had been transmuted into a 'slimy, reptilian, alien slug'.
Speaking from his padded cell in Essex, Mr. Icke said: 'It's easy to scoff at me, b...
London - (Rioters): Daftass conspiracy nutter and former British footballer David Icke has defended his quack doctor son Andrew Wakefield who is facing a General Medical Council gross misconduct hearing.
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