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So you think you can dance? Probably not.

Funny story: So you think you can dance? Probably not.

The interminable procession of 'Talent shows' like X-Factor, Britain's Got Talent and Pop Star to Opera Star have been filling up our screens with the same tedious offerings for the last, seemingly, twenty five years. And now a new series of "So y...

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This Week's Downs and Ups in Adult Entertainment

Funny story: This Week's Downs and Ups in Adult Entertainment

Hartley Matters Nina Hartley, much respected veteran adult film coochie who featured prominently in the 1997 Academy Award Nominated film 'Boogie Nights' is currently indisposed with a sore throat. "I don't know how I got it" she croaked. "It means I haven't been in a position to take any big parts recently." Get well soon, Mrs H; we hope you'll be on your back in no time. The Member...

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MP David Blunkett's brain may be detected by TEM Electron Microscope.

Funny story: MP David Blunkett's brain may be detected by TEM Electron Microscope.

Visually challenged MP David Blunkett was yesterday the subject of much controversy, after offering to leave his brain to scientific research. Head of Medical Research at UMIST 'The University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology', Dr...

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Politician Wounded in Terror Attack

The Government has acted swiftly in response to what it called a 'vicious and unprovoked attack' on a Labour MP by a newly-formed terrorist organisation. The attack, on former Home Secretary David Blunkett, left him with a broken rib and severe br...

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Blind People Given Clear Signal

Funny story: Blind People Given Clear Signal

The government today gave blind people a clear signal. The level of disability allowance that blind people received would now be the same as those who could not walk. This is because blind people walk into everything and take as long to get about as...

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Blunkett the Tartan Spartan!

Funny story: Blunkett the Tartan Spartan!

A politician who paired the wrong teams in last season's CIS Cup semi-final draw will be given a second chance on 12 November. The British Labour Party Politician and his dog 'Ruby' will team up again to make this season's draw. Blunkett announ...

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David Blunkett beaten up for charity

Funny story: David Blunkett beaten up for charity

When a disabled person is given a good kicking by half a dozen uniformed members of the Metropolitan Police, arrested and shoved into the back of a van for doing nothing, one might wonder where's the news story. When that disabled person is the forme...

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David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

Funny story: David Blunkett to present dating show on ITV

With queen of the dating shows Cilla Black to present a new dating show on Sky, ITV are hitting back with a revamped format of the show to be hosted by David Blunkett. Called "Impaired Vision Date" the show, in the regular, recognised format, will...

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Banged Up With Blunkett in Jersey: Ex-Home Sec to lock up young thugs in bizarre new reality TV show

Funny story: Banged Up With Blunkett in Jersey: Ex-Home Sec to lock up young thugs in bizarre new reality TV show

St Helier, Jersey - (Grim Ass Mess): Talk about hideous co-incidence. As Jersey investigators prepare to excavate a bricked-up cellar in the notorious Haut De La Garenne children's home former Labour Home Secretary David Blunkett plans to become...

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Blunkett demands visa inquiry

Funny story: Blunkett demands visa inquiry

Current home secretary David Blunkett has demanded a full investigation into claims that he naughtily helped his ex-lover's former nanny obtain a visa.

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Gordon Brown to be Extradited to US

Funny story: Gordon Brown to be Extradited to US

Home Secretary and fierce Blair Loyalist, David Blunkett has today announced that Chancellor Gordon Brown is to be extradited to the United States.

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Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Funny story: Blair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'

Tony Blair will not bow down to pressure by standing up before he is ready, says David Blunkett.

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Blunkett outlines terror options

Funny story: Blunkett outlines terror options

Chairman of the Committee for Internal Affairs David Blunkett has outlined the options for terrorism in the UK.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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