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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Latest Single Ships Platinum

Miley Cyrus' Latest Single Ships Platinum

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus says that she cannot remember the last time she was as happy as she is now. She said that she has just been informed by Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that her latest single titled, "I Twerked The Hell Out Of Rick...
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Funny story: David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

David Arquette Gives Adam "The Birthday Boy" Lambert a Lap Dance

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette. Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caug...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular celebrities to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, David Arquette found himself, along with legal maven Nancy "Graceless" Grace in the "Bottom Two." And when Host Tom Bergeron announced that the celebrity goi...
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Funny story: Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...
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Funny story: Aniston and Arquette "a couple"

Aniston and Arquette "a couple"

After the news broke of Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette's marriage breakdown, David was quick to jump to his defense confirming that it was not he who had an affair, and it was in fact, his lesbanon wife Courtney. David revealed that un...
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Funny story: Courtney Arquette Removes the Cox: Well, David Arquette's, Anyway.

Courtney Arquette Removes the Cox: Well, David Arquette's, Anyway.

David Arquette To Howard Stern: "I'm Drowning My Sorrows Inside Jasmine Waltz." The Vag-wagon at the Courtney Cox/David Arquette abode is resting on its brake drums upon cinder blocks; so says David Arquette, who just set his plan to reunite with...
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Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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