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Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

LA BREA, California - David Archuleta is still devastated at being dropped by his record label Hand Jive Records. Luckily for Archie, he has a good friend in Christina Aguilera who helped pick up his down-trodden spirits by sending him several sex...

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Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Sends David Archuleta A 'Sexually Explicit' Text Message After His Record Company Drops Him

BEVERLY HILLS - Stating that she herself has been there before, singing sensation Christina Aguilera has reached out to American Idol alumni David Archuleta after his record label Hand Jive Records dropped him. Aguilera was at the Haven of Hair Sa...

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David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

Funny story: David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

POMONA, California - David Archuleta and Demi Lovato were recently seen at a McDonalds sharing an order or Chicken McNuggets. The two teen singing sensations were having a good time throwing the McNuggets into each others mouths. David did not mis...

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Tatiana Del Toro to open for David Archuleta on tour

Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro to open for David Archuleta on tour

Hollywood, Calif. - Reports are leaking out that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro will be the opening for Idol second place runner up David Archuleta for his upcoming tour. Tatiana has been one of the most talked about contestants this year...

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American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

Funny story: American Idol's David Archuleta dating British singer Adele

London, England - American Idol's David Cook singer of "Light On" has a girlfriend, the semi-talented singer Kimberly Caldwell, well apparently the 2nd place winner of Season 7 American Idol has is own warbling songstress. Reports are coming out...

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David Archuleta's "Idol" Dad More like "American Dad", say producers

Funny story: David Archuleta's "Idol" Dad More like "American Dad", say producers

Hollywood, California - Jeff Archuleta, the overly zealous "stage mom" of "American Idol" contestant, David Archuleta, has been banished from the magical kingdom of Simon Cowell, say the show's producers. As they have had enou...

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Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Funny story: Future American Idol David Archuleta faints amidst rumours of conspiracy

Los Angeles: American Idol contestant and future American Idol David Awwww-chuleta has already won many talent contests, regional as well as national, but the 17 year old still seems to be unaccustomed to all the media attention tha...

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