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MADISON, WISCONSIN - Ginger Trumple, 32, has been looking for that special someone for several years now. She has tried the regular internet dating sites, and some unusual internet sites and those just didn't produce the results she was looking for.
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I believe I've mentioned here, once or twice, that I am attempting to get laid. Hour after hour I troll all of the sexual dating sites to check out women's profiles. I peruse their Sexual, Kinky, and Fetish Scales, and match them with mine, just to see if I measure up.
I find that I lack one important arousal quotient that would make me more attr...
A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers.
"When I set the site up I thought...
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As the most dedicated reviewer for The Spoof, I occasionally get odd items requiring review. Most recently I was sent the latest in Rabbit's sex toy range: Thrust 2.
However, after the disaster that was the Party Food review that led to my review of divorce lawyers, I have been reviewing local hostelries for the past few months and find myself resolutely single, with no way of testing the Rabb...
"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer.
Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...
BUTTCHEEKS, AK (ABSNN) -- The AllBullShitNewsNetwork has learned that beloved British Spoof Writer, Skoob1999, The Man With the World's Smallest Penis, will become the offical spokesman for the cybersex hook-up website eCumonme.jiz at the stroke of m...
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