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London's Lonely Hearts

Funny story: London's Lonely Hearts

Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35) Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man. Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104) 4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...

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Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

Funny story: Masquerade Dating Newest Trend for Singles

MADISON, WISCONSIN - Ginger Trumple, 32, has been looking for that special someone for several years now. She has tried the regular internet dating sites, and some unusual internet sites and those just didn't produce the results she was looking for.

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My life as a man #16

Funny story: My life as a man #16

What's this mutual masturbation craze about? I believe I've mentioned here, once or twice, that I am attempting to get laid. Hour after hour I troll all of the sexual dating sites to check out women's profiles. I peruse their Sexual, Kinky, and Fetish Scales, and match them with mine, just to see if I measure up. I find that I lack one important arousal quotient that would make me more attr...

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Cross dressing dating site has to close

Funny story: Cross dressing dating site has to close

A web site set up to help cross dressers, transvestites and transsexuals find love with an understanding partner has been forced to close after being open only a month due to massive complaints from its customers. "When I set the site up I thought...

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Dating Ads for less desirable professions

Funny story: Dating Ads for less desirable professions

Here at The Spoof we know that everybody deserves love. If you're a lady looking for love, why not have a peruse of our latest dating ads? Darlington hangman, 42, GSOH is looking for a 35-45yo woman, with a long neck. Must enjoy short walks, profound words, sumptuous meals, loitering around scaffolding and not mind my occasional practical joke, such as kicking your chair away. I am not very cha...

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Review: Dating Agencies and Rabbit

Funny story: Review: Dating Agencies and Rabbit

As the most dedicated reviewer for The Spoof, I occasionally get odd items requiring review. Most recently I was sent the latest in Rabbit's sex toy range: Thrust 2. However, after the disaster that was the Party Food review that led to my review of divorce lawyers, I have been reviewing local hostelries for the past few months and find myself resolutely single, with no way of testing the Rabb...

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Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

Funny story: Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...

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Spoof writer, Skoob1999 becomes official spokesman for eCumonme.jiz

Funny story: Spoof writer, Skoob1999 becomes official spokesman for eCumonme.jiz

BUTTCHEEKS, AK (ABSNN) -- The AllBullShitNewsNetwork has learned that beloved British Spoof Writer, Skoob1999, The Man With the World's Smallest Penis, will become the offical spokesman for the cybersex hook-up website eCumonme.jiz at the stroke of m...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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