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Funny story: New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

Melting snow makes people want to get out for a change but in New York City the trip outside to remove some of the boredom might be your last or even your pets last. Two dogs were found electrocuted after coming into contact with live wires, burie...
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Funny story: Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
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Funny story: "I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

"I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)

A man suddenly jumped onto the podium during Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith's postgame news conference, grabbed the microphone and said the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were "perpetrated by people with your own government." "I was totally surprised by...
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Funny story: Winter Olympics Shut Down

Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.
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Funny story: Cleaver craze gives under-pressure Obama the perfect distraction

Cleaver craze gives under-pressure Obama the perfect distraction

A dangerous new cleaver-juggling craze in America threatens to cut a deep gash in the population as President Obama, clearly bedraggled from recent Congress pressure, declared his support for the extreme sport. The craze was started by Lincoln Abr...
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Funny story: Health and safety update the banned list

Health and safety update the banned list

Britain's Health and Safety Executive have recently updated their banned list or household items that are no longer allowed in public buildings. "The first item on the latest list," said Daisy Bump, chairman of the H&SE, "is welcome mats. Thes...
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Funny story: Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

The Cambridge branch of the Extreme Eaters Club are on the look out for new members after they recently introduced a Fossil Course. "This seemed like a logical next step," said Extreme Eater, Heston Blumenthal. "We'd done the various other forms o...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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