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Funny story: Superman grounded after air-safety fears

Superman grounded after air-safety fears

The Man of Steel, Superman, has been grounded amid rumours he is unfit to fly. "Thanks to WikiLeaks," said Federal Aviation Authority spokesperson, Alex Luther, "we know now that Superman is short sighted, and he does not fly whilst using any visi...
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Funny story: Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

Warning Signs wot I noticed today...

I awoke, and perused the warning signs on my morning medications before taking them: Warnings: If you miss dose and it is close to the time for your next dose, miss that one... Do not give to children or and adolescents below 18 years of age... Possible Side Effects: (To numerous to mention) If you take more ........ than you should go to the nearest Hospital A&E... Do not stop...
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Funny story: UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

UK braces itself for a rainbow swarm

The Meteorological Office is issuing an amber warning to residents of the UK to prepare itself for a rainbow swarm as the wet weather sweeping the country causes spontaneous rainbow generation in all parts. "As we all know," said Michael Fish of t...
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Funny story: Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Pandas escape from Glasgow Zoo and go on a rampage

Residents in Glasgow have been warned to be on the look out for the two Chinese Pandas that have been loaned to Glasgow Zoo in order for them to mate and produce baby pandas. According to the zoo owners, the pandas escaped their enclosure and are on...
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Funny story: Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...
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Funny story: Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

Richard Trevithick turns both ways at once in his grave as Google Doodle strips its gears

The Google Doodle commemorating the 240th birthday of Richard Trevithick, one of the fathers of steam locomotion, tore itself apart today, when the gears at its centre were found to be in a locked formation. Unfortunately, the Doodle had already bee...
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Funny story: Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

Eyeballs: Who's Looking at You? - A TroubleFinders Investigation

WEST CREEK - In-head eyeballs are a popular way for people to see, however, a lot of people don't know that these inventions can allow all sorts of weirdos to look at you and your family. They help you watch where you're going, and have even been known to save people in some instances, but the signals coming from most people's eyeballs can also help them have sick fantasies, and can even be use...
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Funny story: 3DTV Viewers warned to sit back from the screen

3DTV Viewers warned to sit back from the screen

After a series of accidents while watching Dancing on Ice in 3D viewers are being warned to sit back from the TV. "Some of the pirouttes and leg raises can be quite dangerous," said show producer Demi Glissade. "Viewers sat too close could be whip...
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Funny story: Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Professor Ted Harvard, who teaches at the University of Bedford in New York City held a news conference on Tuesday to present his argument that watching cartoons harms the lives of small children across the nation. He complains that children who are...
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Funny story: Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local Man Stops Drinking - Friends And Family Suspicious

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viewed with deep suspicion today by friends and family members as news emerged that he has not partaken of any form of alcoholic beverage since January 1st 2010. Shuttlecock, who grew up in the hard drinking, hard...
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Funny story: Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Opportunist a danger to an intelligent society

Bargain hunting is the most fervent of pastimes in the United States, a country built on liberty, equality and the right to shop. But it is one that may no longer appeal to Patricia VanLester, who was knocked unconscious in an opportunist stampede fo...
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Funny story: "Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

"Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

VANCOUVER (Varietal Magazine) - The voice on the other end of the telephone was fraught with panic: "Listen to me, I need to disappear for a little while... If they even know that I am talking with you, your life could be in danger too!"...
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Funny story: Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Weapons Hazardous, Researcher Says

Berkeley, CA. A scientist at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory announced the results of a five-year study which he contends shows the existence of a possible link between the detonation of explosive devices in heavily-populated areas and an increased...
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Funny story: Government safety warning about tombstoning and other activities

Government safety warning about tombstoning and other activities

Following the hideous accident that happened recently to a man who engaged in the so-called sport of "tombstoning" (jumping off a pier with a gravestone with their name inscribed on it), the Government has passed sa...
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Funny story: The Dangers of Teeth Whitening Kits Exposed

The Dangers of Teeth Whitening Kits Exposed

Dentists and leading scientists have compiled a report highlighting the significant risks involved with DIY "over the counter" teeth whitening kits. It has emerged that a single pack could contain upto more than twice the amount of bleach f...
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Funny story: Draft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories

Draft Dodgers Putin and Bush Swap Success Stories

What better place for a couple of guys who managed to never put their lives in danger than to joke around at a memorial for millions who did? "Its pretty ironic, isn't it?" laughed Russian fun boy Vlad. "Yeah, me and my buddy George made Commander in...
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Funny story: Danger found lurking round corner

Danger found lurking round corner

Scientists have finally discovered exactly which corners danger is most likely to lurk around. The scientists at L'Oreal have been working on the question of whether danger lurks around every corner.
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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