Tripoli - The dead tyrant's son has told reporters his mobile home was attacked by machete-wielding insurgents on the Libya-Niger border in a dawn raid today.
A customised Airstream was reduced to splinters following a tip-off from Libyan Red Top...
Evictees from the illegal part of Dale Farm travellers' site in Essex are going to the High Court to demand to be rehomed in caravans. The clearance of the UK's largest illegal travellers' site, in Crays Hill, is nearing completion.
Former site re...
London - The cathedral's loose cannon chancellor Rev Dr Giles Fraser has been forced to quit because of alleged Dale Farm pikeys squatting in the piazza.
He had famously allowed hundreds of the Essex squatters to take refuge in Paternoster Square...
With the Dale Farm evictions in full swing, it emerged yesterday that many of the travellers have already set their sights on a new home: The International Space Station.
Recently, a Russian Soyuz rocket exploded just minutes after lift-off, destr...
Essex - Mind control experts today blamed warped subliminal messages broadcast by pylons for 'daft' UN eviction advice to Dale Farm pikeys.
The high voltage electricity transmitters are said to be 'notorious' for their mind-bending effects, consid...
Essex - Urgent questions have appeared tonight about the Amazon Defence Coalition's possible role in the latest Dale Farm eviction scam
Six million quid has been demanded by feckless illegals to move from their occupation of the precious Green Be...
London - The Queen's going absolutely bonkers at the release of state papers she thought she'd torched circa the Suez Crisis of '57.
"The plebs were never meant to know, Ma'am," bringer of ill tidings Lord Luce-Cannon whispered apologetically at t...
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