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New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

Funny story: New Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.

People will recall the Surround Dome Theatre which was a popular fairground attraction in the 1980's. Disney World, Lego-land and Blackpool all had them. The audience were treated to virtual rides on roller coasters and racing cars with every wall su...

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Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Funny story: Kansas Legislature Considers Bill Requiring Bras On Dairy Cattle

Topeka, KS (Kansas City Star) - The Kansas state House of Representatives is currently debating bill HB666 that would at its essence require all dairy cows in the state to wear a brassiere. The bill was introduced by Representative Prudence Uptight,...

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A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

Funny story: A Wisconsin Dairy Farmer Shoots A Pelican - Says He Thought It Was A Spy Drone

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Dairy farmer Wendell Hickenbocker, 68, who has been in the cow milking business for 47 years, said that he has been watching CNN and hearing a lot about these so called spy drones that Canada is reportedly sending up to spy on Am...

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Curdsville Wisconsin Part 1: Making them Vegans Happy

Funny story: Curdsville Wisconsin Part 1: Making them Vegans Happy

Vegans and Cheese This week at the Curdsville Dairy Farm, we tried to pacify all those Vegan protesters we caught stomping around our Alfalfa fields last week, by agreeing to mix tofu curds in with some of our best Colby cheese. We figured we might open up a whole new cheese market maybe, for folks who want to claim they're Vegans, but who still wear leather shoes, and generously butter their...

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Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Funny story: Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Hereford based dairy produce manufacturers, Vampire Dairies, have been shut down by their co-owners, Nina Lobov and Damian Winkelholder, following a dramatic downturn in turnover. "It was regrettable, but we had to take drastic action," Winkelhold...

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Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Funny story: Dairy Announces "Milk Of Human Kindness" Will Come In Flavors

Borden's Dairy has announced that they will soon be distributing "The Milk of Human Kindness" in flavors such as chocolate and strawberry. They also said that the product will be available as whole, skim, 2 %, and fat free (just like all other milk...

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