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Solstice manifests St John's Cross crop circle

Funny story: Solstice manifests St John's Cross crop circle

Wiltshire - The King's Somborne crop circle 'omen' is perfectly aligned with the local medieval Church of St John the Baptist two miles away at Upper Eldon. It sprang up overnight in a barley field during the Solstice crossover ahead of Mid-Summer...

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Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

Funny story: Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

It has been revealed that Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons and most recently, The Lost Symbol has been secretly working on another book over the last three months. The book is apparently entitled, "The Digital Deception...

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US troops issued with gun sights carrying encrypted references to Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code

Funny story: US troops issued with gun sights carrying encrypted references to Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code

Afghanistan - (Kabulshit): Soldiers of the 101st Airborne Division are firing weapons carrying weird, loosely encrypted inscriptions 'including astrological glyphs' relating to chapters of Dan Brown's hagiography The Da Vinci Code. The branded wea...

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Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

Funny story: Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

It has been suggested that Dan Brown's latest novel steals the plot and vast swathes from the 2004 movie "National Treasure", starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger. Brown, author of the bestselling The Da Vinci Code, just released the sequel, The L...

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Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Funny story: Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...

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Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Funny story: Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...

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Da Vinci Code sequel "The Lost Symbol" will be last book

Funny story: Da Vinci Code sequel "The Lost Symbol" will be last book

The billionaire author has announced today that following the release of the sequel to the Da Vinci code - "The Lost Symbol", he will never write another book. Instead the writer will be taking on the infinitely more difficult task of spending his...

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New Dan Brown Novel "The Lost Symbol" plot secrets revealed

Funny story: New Dan Brown Novel "The Lost Symbol" plot secrets revealed

The sequel to the international super-book "The Da Vinci Code" will be released in September. "The Lost Symbol" as it has been provisionally titled, will see the return of the Robert Langdon character and follow him on a 12 hour journey. However...

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Early Da Vinci Code script discovered

Vatican Shitty - (Grateful Dead See Scrawls Mess): An early 16th century example of previously indecipherable gibberish has been hailed as the original, much plagiarised script of Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. The Renaissance spoof 'had been obscured...

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New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

Funny story: New London Airport - A Twist to Da Vinci Code

Gordon 'Dan' Brown made an announcement today in PMQ that Biggin Hill was to become the New London Airport. Due to the popularity of the book and film it will be renamed "Da Vinci Airport" and is expected to become one of the busiest terminals in...

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Scribblers Cash in on Da Vinci Code 2

Funny story: Scribblers Cash in on Da Vinci Code 2

A deluge of Da Vinci Code 2 money-grasping spin-offs is due to hit the bookshops prior to this month's release of the movie adaptation of Dan Brown's latest bestseller, once again starring Tom Wanks. The most controversial, written by Lancashire w...

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Manga Bible and Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown Launch New Project

Funny story: Manga Bible and Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown Launch New Project

The Manga Bible is sweeping the world with its action packed condensation of the Greatest Story ever Told. With no room for boring sermons like the one on the mount in Matthew, manga graphics bring the boring old good book to life.

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Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Funny story: Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.

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Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Funny story: Da Vinci Code's Rosslyn Chapel spoofs music sleuths

Scotland - (Ass Mess): A father and son sleuthing team has been spoofed into finding "a secret piece of ancient sacred music" hidden in carvings at the Rosslyn Chapel, the famous medieval church featred in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code.

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Da Vinci Drawing Found In Peckham Attic

Funny story: Da Vinci Drawing Found In Peckham Attic

A hitherto undiscovered technical drawing by Leonardo da Vinci is set to go under that hammer at top auction house, Crufts, later today.

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Mary Magdalen Condemns The Da Vinci Code

Funny story: Mary Magdalen Condemns The Da Vinci Code

New York City -- Mary Magdalen, recently risen from the dead, held a press conference in Times Square yesterday to condemn the forthcoming movie The Da Vinci Code. Wearing a Vera Wang red toga and Jimmy Choo gold sandals, she clutched a Kate Spade...

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"Dan Brown Stole My Code", Claims da Vinci

Funny story: "Dan Brown Stole My Code", Claims da Vinci

Artist and revolutionary polymath Leonardo da Vinci has sensationally claimed that best selling author Dan Brown stole the idea of the code at the centre of his best selling book, The da Vinci Code, from him.

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Dan Brown's next novel to focus on "gay" founding fathers

Philadelphia, PA -- Dan Brown, the controversial novelist that brought the world such blockbusters as The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons, announced today that his latest novel will expose the "blatant homosexuality" practiced by th...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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