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The Curse of the Addictive Potato Chips Has Taken Hold of Mom

Unable to stop eating, local Mom Barbara Givens tried to pass a bowl of addictive potato chips to her son, Brad. "Here, Brad, these are really good. You should try some," Barbara said without a hint of panic, knowing that her son's reply could det...

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Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Funny story: Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Nafus, Illinois: Local resident Robert Reeves dropped dead as a hammer after running from 'The Do-Nut Shack' on Ohio Street all the way to the Casino Boat and into the lobby. Mr. Reeves was pronounced dead by at least a dozen doctors who had a con...

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Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

Funny story: Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

DES MOINES, Iowa - The vast majority of Iowa citizens overwhelmingly agreed that the use of curse words in texting had gotten out of hand. A group from Des Moines calling itself The Just Say No To (Expletive) Texting went all the way to the Iowa s...

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A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

Funny story: A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...

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UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Funny story: UK universities face threat from on-line curses

Middle-ranking universities face extinction within the next decade, according to a leading soothsayer. Claire Voyunt, chief oracle, warned that even posh universities could struggle to survive if big cursers start venting their anger with vitrioli...

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Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...

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Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

Funny story: Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

DENVER - There were some snow flurries and the temperature was 6 degrees but Baltimore Raven's kicker Justin Tucker's foot was hot as he nailed a 47-yard field goal in overtime to stop Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos dead in their tracks 38-35. Sp...

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Gypsy Curses Exposed As Nonsensical

Funny story: Gypsy Curses Exposed As Nonsensical

Gypsy curses, black magick rituals, the hex....malevolent spirits running wild. It's the UK's hottest story right now. "It's all stuff and nonsense is that," a man identified as 'Dead Uncle Albert' by Italian spirit guide, Rugieri Marconi declared...

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Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Funny story: Cubs fans invoke Lee Elia's Curse on front office

Representatives of the Chicago Cubs front office broke up a ceremony near Wrigley Field Monday, fearing the results might adversely affect the team's famous curse. Fans then unleashed a new wave of curses, the likes of which haven't been heard at...

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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

Funny story: The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

Funny story: William gives Kate Middleton a cursed ring

One of the last things Princess Diana gave her eldest son, William, was her sapphire and diamond encrusted engagement ring given to her by Prince Charles. It is worth forty thousand pounds in terms of carats and gold, in terms of its history, it is p...

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Leona Lewis tour is cursed

Funny story: Leona Lewis tour is cursed

Willowy pop princess Leona Lewis is bringing in an exorcist for her current Labyrinth tour after an old gypsy woman cursed the show. The old gypsy woman was waiting outside the stage door of the first show in Sheffield, begging for change. When th...

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Curse of Fergie le Fey goes wrong

Funny story: Curse of Fergie le Fey goes wrong

A curse cast on Sir Raffaelot, a knight of the round football of Kop, by evil wizard and jouster Fergie le Fey today went badly wrong. Fergie had used his diabolical powers many times on his enemies before, including Lord Workev of New Castle, and...

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"Dancing With The Stars" Curse Strikes Once Again!!

Funny story: "Dancing With The Stars" Curse Strikes Once Again!!

The "Dancing With The Stars curse strikes both Jewel and Nancy O'Dell! ABC announced that both women dropped out of their top rated competition as a result of knee injuries during rehearsals. Jewel was diagnosed with a fractured tibia in both l...

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