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Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Funny story: Fair Play Dead: Women's Curling Team Fail Drugs Test

Fair play has officially taken its final breath and soiled its pants as the entire Canadian curling team had their Winter Olympics Gold medals revoked this morning, after testing positive for steroid abuse amongst other banned substances. Drug use...

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Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

Funny story: Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

The employment of Russian females in the UK has spiked drastically over the past 2 months due to the BBC's extensive coverage of the Winter Olympics and the overall attractiveness of the women's Russian curling team. According to various sources...

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USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

Funny story: USA Womens' Curling Team Concedes 2018 Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - In an unprecedented move, the USA Womens' Curling Team has conceded the 2018 Olympics. The announcement came after the USA lost to South Korea 9 to 2 after playing only six ends at last week's event. The team's Skip, Ivana Luze, ci...

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Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

Funny story: Olympic Curling marred by 'ball tampering'

The extreme housework ice discipline of curling was rocked by controversy today, after accusations that some teams had used illegal tactics. Recent speculation regarding the Norwegian curling team's unorthodox trousers has culminated in an investi...

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Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

Funny story: Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fake Gold Medals

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...

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Whipping set to replace Screeching in Olympic Curling

Funny story: Whipping set to replace Screeching in Olympic Curling

Dateline: Lausanne, Switzerland--After an Olympic curler died of a heart attack from haranguing her teammates as they swept the ice, the International Olympic Committee has ruled that instead of yelling so much for no good reason, curlers in the next...

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Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Funny story: Most Brits 'sick to death of bloody curling' Russian Olympic authorities told

Sochi, Black Sea - "I mean, it's not even a proper sport like Yuletide cock fighting or blizzard bear bating, innit?" a UK National TV Viewers Association spokesman told Sochi organisers today as an outbreak of near brain death by Olympics TV coverag...

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Curling Perplexes American Viewers

Funny story: Curling Perplexes American Viewers

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Curling, the shuffleboard-like game on ice that is so popular in Canada and Scotland, may be the most perplexing Olympic sport to American viewers. For one thing, it is televised in the early morning hours when most Americans are asl...

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Disabled Wheelchair Curling Team Captain 'Not Disabled' Say Koreans

Funny story: Disabled Wheelchair Curling Team Captain 'Not Disabled' Say Koreans

The captain of the a disabled wheelchair curling team has been suspended pending an investigation into allegations that he is not disabled, just a lazy bastard. The astonishing claim was made by a member of the opposing Korean team at the Paralymp...

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Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Funny story: Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday. Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.

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Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Funny story: Olympic Curling Event Draws Record Crowds

Though most non-Canadians walking through the Olympic grounds in Vancouver have never heard of the obscure sport, the 2010 team curling competition has drawn huge crowds, overwhelming event staff at the Vancouver Ice Centre. With planned seating s...

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Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Funny story: Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Normally known as team captain for the Canadian National Curling Team, and last year's winner of the Labatt Brier, Lenny Hookman scored a perfect 300 game in a regional Ontario Tenpin Federation tournament. Shocking fans and critics alike, Hookman...

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Osama Bin Laden To Produce Reality Show About Curling

Funny story: Osama Bin Laden To Produce Reality Show About Curling

There's not a lot about Osama Bin Laden the world doesn't already know. However all that changed today as western society's 'Most Wanted Man' announced that he is getting ready to independently produce a reality show about the sport of curling. A...

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