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Race For The Moonshot

Funny story: Race For The Moonshot

Over the past several decades there has been an exponential increase in the number of cancer cases. As a result cancer research has been the top priority for the medical science field replacing the incumbent priority diseases AIDS and HIV. People all...

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Stricter Saint regulations as Pilgrim " blunders" uncovered.

Funny story: Stricter Saint regulations as Pilgrim " blunders" uncovered.

Several incidents involving dubious relics have led to the setting up of "Ofrelic" by the Vatican. Recently a pilgrim who had queued for hours at the "Well of St. Patella" to cure knee ligament problems was fitted with a cheap ginger wig and sent...

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Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Funny story: Transfusion Cures AIDS, And No One Thought To Try It In 28 Years.

Scientists who have been working for decades to cure the plague of the 20th century -AIDS, secondary to HIV infection- have finally found a way to cure it: A blood transfusion. "In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing we t...

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Cure for Cancer found

Funny story: Cure for Cancer found

It's a headline that many of us never thought we'd see in our lifetime, but it would appear that researchers have finally discovered a cure for Cancer. Scientists from the University of Bunkum-on-the-Wold claim that if you're not born between the...

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Homosexuality 'cure' quack stands to make billions

Funny story: Homosexuality 'cure' quack stands to make billions

London - (Gay Ass Mess): World famous 'gay cure' quack Dr Joseph Nicolosi stands to make a massive fortune with this weekend's launch of his repetitive therapy injection company. Nicolosi, 69, is promoting his sure-fire treatment at an Anglican M...

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Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Funny story: Resarch chemist finds cure for no known disease

Professor Ivor Prescripton, a research chemist from the University of Nowhere, has found a cure for no known disease.

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Rex Grossman: "Intercept the Cure"

Little six year old Ryan O'Conner of Skokie, Illinois spends most of his days hooked up to a series of tubes and machines. He has spent the past seventeen months living in room 221 at Children's Memorial Hospital, staring out the window, suffering silently in indescribable pain.

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Paris Hilton Discovers Cure for Cancer at Home, in Her Spare Time

Funny story: Paris Hilton Discovers Cure for Cancer at Home, in Her Spare Time

Geneva - Today Paris Hilton shocked the World Federation of Cancer Researchers by presenting her own research and cure to some of the most complex cancers known to man. Using radioactive isotopes to breed a special fly she discovered in a dive in Tia...

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Cure for everything discovered; banned

Funny story: Cure for everything discovered; banned

A US Appeals court sided with several major pharmaceutical manufacturers and the US FDA today in denying a Kentucky man the right to patent or market a product he claims will cure most illnesses, including Aids, heart disease and cancer with no negat...

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Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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New Cure discovered for Headaches!

Funny story: New Cure discovered for Headaches!

Don't you just hate having to go to the store just to buy overpriced placebos in an effort to cure thet annoying headache? WELL NOW THERE IS A NEW AND ENTIRELY EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMBATING HEADACHES!...

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Hair Raising Breakthrough.

A team of scientists working on the "What does a drunken Scotsman REALLY wear under his kilt project", has unexpectedly found a cure for baldness. What you do is this:...

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Milkshakes and Handshakes - Viral Cure?

Funny story: Milkshakes and Handshakes - Viral Cure?

Leda slowly scans the dining area and her keen eye notices someone she somehow failed to greet when entering. A small boy is sitting with his mother munching on some fries. Leda goes over to their table and gives the boy a balloon, a sample of that...

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