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Funny story: Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...
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Funny story: It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...
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Funny story: End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 nea...
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Funny story: Obscure Zoroastrian cult has infiltrated the Pentagon

Obscure Zoroastrian cult has infiltrated the Pentagon

Washington DC - A fire-worshiping cult behind state religion in the Achaemenid, Parthian, Sasanian and Arachnid empires has seized control of the Pentagon, specifically aircon and life support in the highly classified Restricted Wing. A statement...
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Funny story: Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

The leader of Scamatology, diminutive Davy Makemerich, has been dodging questions for years about his missing wife, Smelly. At the same time that this drama has been going on, Wee Davy has been collecting money from Scamatologists for the Super Power building, which he says will give worthy cult members various super-powers--including the ability to find parking places INSTANTLY. When Davy open...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un revealed today that he has become involved with the Church of Scamatology and will step down as leader of North Korea. "Now that I've discovered Scamatology I realize my destiny is to do Scamatology full-time so I c...
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Funny story: Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper

Clearly Criminal, FL While its membership dwindles, the "church" of Scamatology has been buying up buildings in major cities to use as Scamatology meeting places. This is despite the fact that membership in the cult has been rapidly dwindling as its...
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Funny story: How Do You Know You're In A Cult?

How Do You Know You're In A Cult?

If you wake up in a squalid, dirty room, sleeping on the floor, no money, and being shouted at to start working your 19 hour day, you might be in a cult. There are usually signs to let you know the friendly group of people that seem to really love you a lot might be a cult. The first sign of a cult is the presence of a leader that is venerated, even worshiped, beyond reason, while his words...
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Funny story: The Last Days of Scamatology

The Last Days of Scamatology

Clearly Criminal, FL In what are viewed as the last days of the criminal organization known as $camatology, the last few followers are scheduled to get on the termite infested, asbestos filled, rotting "cruise ship" The Fleecewinds for the "Kool-Aid...
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Funny story: Scamatology is Having a Huge Garage Sale

Scamatology is Having a Huge Garage Sale

Clearwater, FL Insisting they are not going out of business, Scamatology's diminutive leader Davey Makemerich announced that they would have a garage sale on the lawn of the Super Power building. With rumors that all is not well in the Scamatology...
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Funny story: "Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...
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Funny story: Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

Leah Remini won't shut the f**k up!

HOLLYWEIRD, CA, THE LAND OF NUTS AND FRUITS --- Wannabe actress Leah Remini refuses to go quietly back into the woodwork after severing ties with the merry band of L. Ron Hubbard's followers, who believe that earth is under the control of extraterres...
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Funny story: Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Anti-Cult Organization Plans Bulldozer Assault on "Westboro Baptist Cult"

Mein Kraft, an anti-cult-slash-construction workers' organization, plans to ram the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, labeled to many as a cult, with a squad of bulldozers and other heavy construction equipment. Tony "Harbinger" Toponi, spokespers...
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Funny story: Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Earlier today a near riot broke out in the House of Commons. Pandemonium was unleashed when MP for Paddington North, Rory O'Hare, tabled a motion that sought to prevent Freemasons from standing for political office. O'Hare made the proposal on the...
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Funny story: Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

Doomsday "Prophet" Harold Camping Postpones Rapture To October 21, 20-*Cough Cough*

ALAMEDA, CA-In the wake of his failed prediction of a May 21, 2011 world end date, Harold Camping took to his radio show to inform the people that the world would now end on October 21, 20-HUHK HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK, HUHK HUHK. Camping made it cle...
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Funny story: Romney says Evangelical Christians are a cult!

Romney says Evangelical Christians are a cult!

Mitt Romney appeared at a presidential debate last night and many pundits said it was the death knell of his presidential campaign. Romney took the podium, looked at the other candidates and stated the following: "Jesus said. Let he who is wit...
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Funny story: Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Dawkins - Claims to know the mind of Jesus Christ

Atheist loon and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins now imagines that he knows how Jesus thinks. The troubled children's author continues to plummet further into the realms of fantasy. Only last week he displayed his ignorance of the Bible, when h...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds has been arrested by London Metropolitan Police this morning, when it was revealed that Deal or No Deal is a cult. "We first figured that Edmonds was a wrong 'un," said Detective Inspector Oscar Romeo, who led the investigation, "when...
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