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Funny story: Nuke the cukes says Iran's Ahmadinejad

Nuke the cukes says Iran's Ahmadinejad

Iran - Germ(an) warfare specialists said today the Iran President may have ordered the immediate destruction of the West's filthy killer veg. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has rubbished the EU's E.Coli claims after pointing out the bacteria's abbreviated na...
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Funny story: Queen's horse dead in suspected Coronation Day cucumber attack

Queen's horse dead in suspected Coronation Day cucumber attack

London - A rogue killer cucumber is the prime suspect behind the sudden tragic death of Murphy, an army parade horse. The beast was taking part in a Royal Gun Salute when it tripped over a 'mystery object' in London's Hyde Park. Within seconds...
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Funny story: Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Watford - Terrified bank customers dialled 999 this morning amid fears a 12-inch cucumber strapped to a man's leg was 'an improvised explosive device'. Police were taking no chances amid FO advice that the deadly vegetable is being used by Al Qaed...
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Funny story: Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Gherkin Architect was inspired by Cucumber

Cucumber's are getting a lot of bad press lately given the e-coli scare in Germany. However, an unlikely voice has come to the defence of the under fire 'Cucumber' Probably, the most recognisable building in London's Financial district, 30 St Mary...
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Funny story: Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

'Weinergate' continues to escalate with Staunch Democratic Congress Member Anthony Weiner now waffling over his Penis Pix saying "I can't say with Certitude that it's not mine, it may be a cucumber that inadvertently slipped into my shorts while I wa...
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Funny story: Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...
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Funny story: I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda E-Coli cucumber attack on Europe!

Al-Qaeda E-Coli cucumber attack on Europe!

Al Qaeda promised revenge after Bin Laden's execution and the first wave of attacks on European soil has hit Germany in the form of a cucumber! The cucumbers were produced in Spain by immigrant women from Islamic countries, it was easy to spot the...
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Funny story: Scientists probe deadly cucumbers

Scientists probe deadly cucumbers

In a shocking and bizarre series of experiments, not seen since the bad old days of Nazi Germany, German authorities have taken to testing the 'Deadly Cucumber' outbreak by pushing them into the bottoms of vagrants and prisoners. "Ve sink zis is z...
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Funny story: Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

A Devon farmer is today recovering in hospital following a freak accident in his field yesterday,which resulted in a full helicopter rescue and airlift to hospital. The farmer, believed to be in his 40's,has been a victim of the recent credit crun...
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