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Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

Funny story: Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

During yesterday’s particularly moving “This Morning” segment, presenter Holly Willoughby shed so many tears that her entire body was drained of moisture, leaving her as a dried-out husk on the famous couch. As little Timmy Syrup, aged seven and...

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PM possesses lachrymal glands

In a stunning revelation for scientists, tests have shown that the UK Prime Minister Theresa May actually has tear ducts and is capable of crying. Mrs May is a member of the species Homo Conservativus, whose people had previously been thought inca...

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Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Funny story: Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...

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Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

Funny story: Weep Breaks to be introduced for all Grand Slam tennis tournaments from 2013

The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more. Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...

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Alastair Campbell cries again during interview

Funny story: Alastair Campbell cries again during interview

Alastair Campbell has cried again during another interview, only a fortnight after of his lachrymose performance on the Andrew Marr show. Campbell was appearing on a Saturday morning cookery show with famous Tony Blair dissident Claire Short. Shor...

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Which politicians are going to cry most before the election and who are going to cry most after the election?

Funny story: Which politicians are going to cry most before the election and who are going to cry most after the election?

It would turn your stomach the depths these unscrupulous bastards will go to to get sympathy votes from the electorate. As the General Election draws nearer more and more of them are in the news crying out for your votes it started with Alastair C...

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Bunch Of Stuck-Up Crybabies

Funny story: Bunch Of Stuck-Up Crybabies

An exceptionally cold winter always brings more instances of the annual tragedy of young boys who could not resist the age-old experiment to see what would happen if, in sub-zero temperatures, they tried to lick a metal pole. In fact, it happened...

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Paula Radcliffe Has Stopped Crying

Funny story: Paula Radcliffe Has Stopped Crying

Paula Radcliffe, the British marathon runner who burst into tears when she broke down 'injured' during the Olympic Marathon in Beijing in the summer, has stopped crying, say sources in the US. Radcliffe was competing in the New York Marathon where...

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Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Funny story: Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.

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Gas Prices

Can you believe these gas price's for crying out loud i need a second job just to afford the gas to get to the first one!...

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Scarlett Johansson a Boy

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson a Boy

Oh please, now I have heard everything. If Scarlett is a boy, she is a darn fine looking "boy". She doesn't even look "butch" for crying out loud.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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