During yesterday’s particularly moving “This Morning” segment, presenter Holly Willoughby shed so many tears that her entire body was drained of moisture, leaving her as a dried-out husk on the famous couch.
As little Timmy Syrup, aged seven and...
In a stunning revelation for scientists, tests have shown that the UK Prime Minister Theresa May actually has tear ducts and is capable of crying.
Mrs May is a member of the species Homo Conservativus, whose people had previously been thought inca...
Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'.
The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...
The pressures of competition have become so great on today's professional tennis tours that the players just can't take it any more.
Following an explosion of crying by top players over the last 2 weeks in the latest Grand Slam tennis tournament,...
Alastair Campbell has cried again during another interview, only a fortnight after of his lachrymose performance on the Andrew Marr show.
Campbell was appearing on a Saturday morning cookery show with famous Tony Blair dissident Claire Short. Shor...
It would turn your stomach the depths these unscrupulous bastards will go to to get sympathy votes from the electorate.
As the General Election draws nearer more and more of them are in the news crying out for your votes it started with Alastair C...
An exceptionally cold winter always brings more instances of the annual tragedy of young boys who could not resist the age-old experiment to see what would happen if, in sub-zero temperatures, they tried to lick a metal pole.
In fact, it happened...
Paula Radcliffe, the British marathon runner who burst into tears when she broke down 'injured' during the Olympic Marathon in Beijing in the summer, has stopped crying, say sources in the US.
Radcliffe was competing in the New York Marathon where...
Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.
Can you believe these gas price's for crying out loud i need a second job just to afford the gas to get to the first one!...
Oh please, now I have heard everything. If Scarlett is a boy, she is a darn fine looking "boy". She doesn't even look "butch" for crying out loud.
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