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Funny story: Man Entered For Crufts Declared Barking

Man Entered For Crufts Declared Barking

Bob Pomeroy, who entered this year's Crufts as a wolfhound, has been declared barking mad under the 1864 Mad Dog Act. Dorking Magistrates heard today how Pomeroy, a 56 year old supermarket manager from Leatherhead, entered Crufts as 7 year old wol...
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Funny story: We want Snoop Dogg for Glastonbury 2010 - Snoop Dogg booked for Crufts

We want Snoop Dogg for Glastonbury 2010 - Snoop Dogg booked for Crufts

Organisers at the Glastonbury festival have said they want Snoop Dogg for the 2010 gig. The same brains behind inviting Jay-Z to the 2008 washout, is apparently a big fan. However, when they approached the Dogg's agent they found that he was booke...
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Funny story: "Nazi dog" wins Dog Contest

"Nazi dog" wins Dog Contest

A German wiener-loving Dachshund has won Crufts, after winning medals in the categories of cuteness, obedience, racial purity and genocide. The Dachshund, called Adolf, is owned by a German couple called Mr and Mrs Bimmler, and has been accused in...
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Funny story: Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Winner of Crufts has two Heads

Although there has been recent controversy regarding over bred pedigree dogs, so much so that the RSPCA halted it's support of Crufts dog show, we can report tonight that the actual winner of this years Crufts, a long haired Flapo aso named "Sir Fogw...
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Funny story: Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

Crufts Favourite Eaten By Terrorists

The dog fancying community was apoplectic with grief, fear and outright confusion today upon hearing the horrific news that last year's winning dog and the bookies' favourite to reclaim the title this year - a North Vietnamese Wolfhound named...
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Funny story: Insider Probe as Working Class Bitch Odds-On to Take Canine Crown

Insider Probe as Working Class Bitch Odds-On to Take Canine Crown

NEC Birmingham - (Rioters): An insider probe is under way at online spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.con after a suspicious betting pattern emerged on a red hot Working Class bitch-on-heat to win the famous shaggy dog contest.
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Funny story: Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.
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