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Grimsby woman's neglect left houseplant in 'terrible condition'

Funny story: Grimsby woman's neglect left houseplant in 'terrible condition'

A woman who neglected a house plant by refusing it water and sunlight so badly that it had grey leaves has been banned from keeping all plants for life. The emaciated condition of the plant was so horrific that it was the worst case of its kind th...

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Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Funny story: Tea Party DNA Shows Meanness, Stupidity As Common Bond

Recent scientific research proves that personalities, temperaments, and world views are innate. These are simply human genetic imprints. Now, world famous mind researcher, Adler Freud-Jung, M.D., Ph.D, I.W.W. and his associates have conducted e...

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April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

Funny story: April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

BREAKING (WTFM) - In the single most tasteless attempt at a joke fate could muster, your mother has died on April Fool's Day. You receive the call from your sister around 3:00 AM - a particularly sadistic time because of the fact that you...

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Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stockbrokers to hold international conference

Funny story: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stockbrokers to hold international conference

Alarmed by the increase of injurious acts against stockbrokers throughout the world, the S.P.C.S. (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stockbrokers) will hold its first international convention on Devil's Island, off the coast of French Guiana o...

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UK Scientists Give Fly False Memories, Ulcer

Funny story: UK Scientists Give Fly False Memories, Ulcer

Oxford, England: In a breakthrough for neuroscience, scientists at the Costalot Coffee Oxford University have given a fly false memories using a laser. The work was announced by Professor Vissarion Meerschaum. His team had spent painstaking month...

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England rewards its greatest hero with castration

Funny story: England rewards its greatest hero with castration

Alan Turing was the greatest computer scientist ever born in Britain. He laid the foundations of computing, helped break the Nazi Enigma code and told us how to tell whether a machine could think. He was prosecuted as a homosexual, chemically cas...

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Chickens - stressed as f%#k!

Funny story: Chickens - stressed as f%#k!

A vague unnamed possibly scientific report, has stated that, whether battery or free range, chickens are all on edge, and, if only they had an opposable thumb they'd be heading into a bank with a mask and a shot gun. The report further stated that a...

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