Romanian immigrants who managed to cross the great divide, 25 miles from there to here, illegally, and after being round-up are being given the chance to stay in the UK if they can fathom out one Times crossword in 48 hours. Otherwise they will be se...
This week we devote the puzzle page to:
THE MICHAELMAS PRIZE "SHAFTER" CROSSWORD
1 Antelope straddled by Eric Pickles (no tongues!) [5, 8, 4]
11 Nausea caused by Toyah Wilcox in batter? 
12 Simulacrum of Simon Cowell in a symbolic scrotum [5,2]
13/16 Cold collineation in an oast house? [3, 3, 7, 5]
17 Don't shoot me, I'm only t...
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Manchild Taylor Lautner has a serious problem, said a lighting technician, and it's starting to cause tensions on the set.
Phillip Wordsworth, 33, said he has had the exact same problem with other actors in the past,...
Reacting to comments by its rabid readership, The Daily Mail has decided to make its infamous 'Hardest, Smallest' crossword puzzle tougher and teensier.
"Our readership are generally crackpots with nothing better to do or others who simply picked...
The British Anagram Society today issued a tumult aim (ultimatum) to the country's sorted stress crow (crossword setters) to stop taking anagrams so cop yell met (completely) for granted.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...
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