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Funny story: Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n...
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Funny story: Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Lakefield District Housing were one of the hot favourites to win a £1000 prize for energy efficiency when they decided to scrap their 25-strong fleet of vans and instead use donkeys for their or haulage of the equipment needed for housing repairs.
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

The annual Hog Jaw Cross Burning scheduled tomorrow at the river levee has been cancelled for multiple reasons. No date has been set for the re-scheduling of the event, but it will be reported as soon as we know something. Laverne Deacon, wife of...
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Funny story: Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.
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Funny story: Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

SAN ANTONIO - A woman who never leaves home without her cross on a chain reported today that she also glorifies the bullet that killed her friend who "was the greatest friend in the whole world" and was "closer than a sister."
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Funny story: Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

In a standard church hymnal, there are a lot of songs. The titles of some lend themselves to humor. For example, tell a child vocally that there is one called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" (there is really a hymn by that title) and they will hear "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."...
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Funny story: AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...
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Funny story: The President's Bulge

The President's Bulge

Planning to cross the finish line first, many wonder whether President Bush will be wearing the bulge to win the Presidential race "by a bulge" on election day. After finishing second in all three presidential debates, it is speculated how...
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Funny story: Scott Peterson Pathologist Testifies

Scott Peterson Pathologist Testifies

In shades of Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder, the Lord Executioner episode, where everyone is named Ploppy, Brian Peterson, the pathologist was called to testify on the fetus. When cross-examined Brian was asked if he was related to any of the Peters...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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