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Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Funny story: Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Appearing together at a campaign rally in South Dakota, Christine O'Donnell and Donald Trump announced their futuristic vision to stop masturbation before it ever happens with a new government agency: The Department Of Pre-jack. After they unveiled t...

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Don't be afraid to pray to the Holy Spirit

May 31, 2015 3 minutes after Vespers Written on my iPhone Sent by email to the website, "PrayersGalore.universe Dear Holy Spirit, Yesterday I prayed to Jesus, God, Mary, St. Dominick the thin, Mother Doris,and Nun Kolodnic. I asked for wisdom, guidance, truth, clarity, and a bagel with cream cheese. I hope you are not offended that I didn't include you in my prayers. It wasn't an...

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Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

Funny story: Britain Will Be Plagued by Vampires!

If those rocket scientists in the British government seize the opportunity to ban the wearing of the cross in public in an effort to eradicate Christianity, the law abiding folk in this 'Sceptred Isle' will find themselves facing a problem, that if n...

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Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Funny story: Lakefield District Housing Make an Ass of Themselves

Lakefield District Housing were one of the hot favourites to win a £1000 prize for energy efficiency when they decided to scrap their 25-strong fleet of vans and instead use donkeys for their or haulage of the equipment needed for housing repairs.

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Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Cancels Tomorrow's Cross Burning

The annual Hog Jaw Cross Burning scheduled tomorrow at the river levee has been cancelled for multiple reasons. No date has been set for the re-scheduling of the event, but it will be reported as soon as we know something. Laverne Deacon, wife of...

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Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

Funny story: Toothpicks from the True Cross Of Jesus Are Big Hit On Ebayjesus

A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.

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Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

Funny story: Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

SAN ANTONIO - A woman who never leaves home without her cross on a chain reported today that she also glorifies the bullet that killed her friend who "was the greatest friend in the whole world" and was "closer than a sister."

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Church "Theme Hymns" By Organization

In a standard church hymnal, there are a lot of songs. The titles of some lend themselves to humor. For example, tell a child vocally that there is one called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear" (there is really a hymn by that title) and they will hear "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."...

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AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...

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The President's Bulge

Planning to cross the finish line first, many wonder whether President Bush will be wearing the bulge to win the Presidential race "by a bulge" on election day. After finishing second in all three presidential debates, it is speculated how...

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Scott Peterson Pathologist Testifies

Funny story: Scott Peterson Pathologist Testifies

In shades of Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder, the Lord Executioner episode, where everyone is named Ploppy, Brian Peterson, the pathologist was called to testify on the fetus. When cross-examined Brian was asked if he was related to any of the Peters...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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