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Funny story: Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Wiccan scorn as David Cameron boasts of baking bread made from 'smart' crop circle wheat flour

Los Angeles - A statement from the Supreme World Wiccan Council HQ has condemned UK leader David Cameron's suggestion that his home baked bread recipe has made him 'more intelligent'. The Brit Prime Minister has said he bakes his own daily loaves...
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Funny story: Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Mona Lisa spliff crop circle appears on face of the Moon

Washington - International Space Station crop circle etchers behind a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge, Wiltshire depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe appear to have struck again tonight. Their antics were widely reported in 2011 by QM-News...
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Funny story: NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

Pasadena, California - Rogue herbal activities aboard the International Space Station were widely blamed last year for creating Earth's crop circles - including the infamous ganja pipe smoking alien at Alton Barnes in Wiltshire. Today that theory...
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Funny story: Stoned wallabies creating crop circles in Australia are stoned aliens!

Stoned wallabies creating crop circles in Australia are stoned aliens!

Recent crop circles discovered in the Australian outback are not being made by stoned Aborigines going walkabout as originally thought. They are actually being created by stoned wallabies who love to chew poppies it seems. This is the official gov...
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Funny story: Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
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Funny story: Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Bilderberg Group meets in massive ziggurat under Stonehenge

Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument. New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
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Funny story: Wednesday's solar eclipse threatens to scupper Queen's Derby hopes

Wednesday's solar eclipse threatens to scupper Queen's Derby hopes

London - Astrological glyphs for a sun/moon occultation have sprung up, crop circle-like, on Carlton House Terrace lawns ahead of Wednesday's Gemini solar eclipse. The 11 degrees Gemini phenomenon occurs at the best possible angle to the the plane...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton as Miss Havisham on Pratts Bottom crop circle

Kate Middleton as Miss Havisham on Pratts Bottom crop circle

Berkshire - The season's first crop circle - depicting Kate as a latter-day Miss Havisham - has appeared just yards from the Middletons' Bucklebury home. The 100ft diameter etching in a Pratts Bottom rape-seed field shows the desperate royal wan...
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Funny story: Snowdrop crop circle marks Queen Boudica's grave

Snowdrop crop circle marks Queen Boudica's grave

Wilts - (Slay Lines): A 500 ft snowdrop crop circle has sprung up in a Devizes rapeseed field, believed by many to conceal Queen's Boudica's tomb. Farmers spotted the botanical etching following reports of a 'crowned woman warrior' ascending triu...
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Funny story: Crop circle secrets next for Wikileaks disclosure

Crop circle secrets next for Wikileaks disclosure

London - (Etchings Mess): Is a rogue satellite, armed with a children's Spirograph geometric drawing kit and an out-of-control zit-zapping laser behind the crop circle phenomenon? By tomorrow morning we may have the answer to one of the most puzzl...
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Funny story: Hammer & Sickle crop circle appears on Dr David Kelly death spot

Hammer & Sickle crop circle appears on Dr David Kelly death spot

Oxfordshire - (Cereal Killer News): The 200ft diameter crop circle sprang up overnight in a barley field abutting Harrowdown Hill. The intricate design features the old USSR logo and the trademark crossed fingers talisman of the Soviet Union's for...
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Funny story: Mysterious 3D crop circles appear in Afghan poppy fields delighting young children

Mysterious 3D crop circles appear in Afghan poppy fields delighting young children

KABUL: On the eve of an international conference in Afghanistan where representatives from over 60 countries will look at ways to bring peace to the war-torn country a strange phenomenon is happening. Just as the conference members made a peace o...
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Funny story: Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations

Telstar 401 spirograph responsible for 99% of crop circle formations

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Curveball Mess): Officially the coms sat was lost in 1997 after a freak magnetic storm detelted tracking signals. Also - officially - there was no on-board spirograph attached to its signals relay hard drive. Bur newly de...
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Funny story: Summer Solstice Shocker As BP Logo Crop Circle Manifests on Palace Lawn

Summer Solstice Shocker As BP Logo Crop Circle Manifests on Palace Lawn

London - (Portents): A turf war between Buckingham Palace moles bunkered deep beneath the royal lawn is suspected of being behind the latest grassy etching. The BP logo-themed crop circle appeared hours ahead of Monday's 11.28GMT solar ingress as...
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Funny story: Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary

Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary

Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge. Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of the first Fatima appariti...
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Funny story: Is Google responsible for farmer's hat crop damage?

Is Google responsible for farmer's hat crop damage?

New information has come to light regarding the Devon farmer who lost his hat. This morning's story about a farmer carving the word 'Googe' into his wheat field prompted a response from Google, who created a commemorative logo page, complete with a...
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Funny story: Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

In what seems to have been a fit of pique, a farmer in Devon has cut a message into his own crops after a freak wind blew his favourite sun hat away. The single word, Googe, is thought to be a slang word for rough sex, and why he thought this was a...
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Funny story: Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Massive hummingbird crop circle 'is Aztec war god Huitzilopochtli'

Barbury Hill - (X-Files Mess): A three hundred foot Wiltshire hummingbird crop circle has been identified as an etching of the ancient Aztec war god and weaponry wizard Huitzilopochtli. The phenomenon has triggered frantic UNESCO speculation that...
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