Pasadena, California - Rogue herbal activities aboard the International Space Station were widely blamed last year for creating Earth's crop circles - including the infamous ganja pipe smoking alien at Alton Barnes in Wiltshire.
Today that theory...
Recent crop circles discovered in the Australian outback are not being made by stoned Aborigines going walkabout as originally thought. They are actually being created by stoned wallabies who love to chew poppies it seems.
This is the official gov...
Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'.
The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
Wiltshire - The Shadow World Government cabal has been spotted holding its AGM in the secret subterranean monument.
New World Order sources said today the highly paranoid Group, founded by MI6/KGB double agent and ex-Harold Wilson era chancellor D...
London - Astrological glyphs for a sun/moon occultation have sprung up, crop circle-like, on Carlton House Terrace lawns ahead of Wednesday's Gemini solar eclipse.
The 11 degrees Gemini phenomenon occurs at the best possible angle to the the plane...
Berkshire - The season's first crop circle - depicting Kate as a latter-day Miss Havisham - has appeared just yards from the Middletons' Bucklebury home.
The 100ft diameter etching in a Pratts Bottom rape-seed field shows the desperate royal wan...
Wilts - (Slay Lines): A 500 ft snowdrop crop circle has sprung up in a Devizes rapeseed field, believed by many to conceal Queen's Boudica's tomb.
Farmers spotted the botanical etching following reports of a 'crowned woman warrior' ascending triu...
London - (Etchings Mess): Is a rogue satellite, armed with a children's Spirograph geometric drawing kit and an out-of-control zit-zapping laser behind the crop circle phenomenon?
By tomorrow morning we may have the answer to one of the most puzzl...
Oxfordshire - (Cereal Killer News): The 200ft diameter crop circle sprang up overnight in a barley field abutting Harrowdown Hill.
The intricate design features the old USSR logo and the trademark crossed fingers talisman of the Soviet Union's for...
KABUL: On the eve of an international conference in Afghanistan where representatives from over 60 countries will look at ways to bring peace to the war-torn country a strange phenomenon is happening.
Just as the conference members made a peace o...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Curveball Mess): Officially the coms sat was lost in 1997 after a freak magnetic storm detelted tracking signals.
Also - officially - there was no on-board spirograph attached to its signals relay hard drive.
Bur newly de...
London - (Portents): A turf war between Buckingham Palace moles bunkered deep beneath the royal lawn is suspected of being behind the latest grassy etching.
The BP logo-themed crop circle appeared hours ahead of Monday's 11.28GMT solar ingress as...
Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge.
Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of the first Fatima appariti...
New information has come to light regarding the Devon farmer who lost his hat. This morning's story about a farmer carving the word 'Googe' into his wheat field prompted a response from Google, who created a commemorative logo page, complete with a...
In what seems to have been a fit of pique, a farmer in Devon has cut a message into his own crops after a freak wind blew his favourite sun hat away. The single word, Googe, is thought to be a slang word for rough sex, and why he thought this was a...
Barbury Hill - (X-Files Mess): A three hundred foot Wiltshire hummingbird crop circle has been identified as an etching of the ancient Aztec war god and weaponry wizard Huitzilopochtli.
The phenomenon has triggered frantic UNESCO speculation that...
Tasmania - (X-Files Mess): Forget those pesky, much-maligned crop circle-etching alien UFOs, they are entirely blameless.
That's the verdict of Tasmania attorney general Lara Giddings who says 'mashed on opium wallabies' are the real perpetrato...
Devizes, Wilts - (Armageddinouttahere! Mess): Count on it. Mayan calendar wingnuts are in for one helluva cataclysmic shock.
The sudden appearance in a Devizes rapeseed field of a 400 foot Phoenix rising-from-the-asses crop circle has sparked wid...