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Digital Disaster on Horizon

Funny story: Digital Disaster on Horizon

Experts from the world over are gathered in Zimbabwe this week to consider what may be the most important crisis ever to beset person-kind: a shortage of aughts and singular integers. The United Nation's International Panel for Preservation of In...

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Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

Funny story: Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

COON RAPIDS, MN-When six-year-old Jimmy Francis traded in his old model cars for a brand new red model Corvette, his parents knew something wasn't right. But it wasn't until he started spending a lot more time with three-year-old neighbor girl Haley...

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German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

Funny story: German Health Minister Sacked After E Coli Blunder

Germany's health minister Daniel Bahr has been sacked after making a horrendous blunder prior to a press briefing on the current e coli situation. Bahr was to be giving a keenly awaited update on the crisis that had led to various produce, includi...

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Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Funny story: Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists working in Ontario, have learned, to some degree, how to communicate with a number of animals and birds. A paper recently published by Scientists working out of the University of Strange Science in Ontario, Canada, includes data relating to egg-laying hens and their 'thoughts'. Those scientists who 'allegedly' are able to communicate with these hens announced that they have learne...

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UK Response To Libyan Crisis Criticised

Funny story: UK Response To Libyan Crisis Criticised

The Foreign Office is keeping its own counsel in response to widespread criticism at the "lukewarm" efforts made to fly stranded Britons back home. Unofficial reports indicate that 2 planes arrived in Tripoli yesterday but one was a two seater Ces...

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Greek joke and other Greek things banned due to financial crisis

Funny story: Greek joke and other Greek things banned due to financial crisis

In an attempt to shore up the Greek economy, get things back on track, undertake blue-sky thinking and use shed-loads of other meaningless clich├ęs invented by overpaid and underworked consultants, Greek finance minister, Ack Ropolis, has acted swiftl...

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Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

Funny story: Marijuana Party Proposes Stimulant Package Amidst Fears of Depression

WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...

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Summit Summit on Crisis "Crisis"

Funny story: Summit Summit on Crisis "Crisis"

Washington - Today The White House disclosed that it had hosted a secret mountain top summit of world leaders to deal with the burgeoning crisis "crisis". Among those attending were Beatles Guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, President Putin of Russia, Chav...

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Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Funny story: Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...

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Americans have a new crisis on their hands

Funny story: Americans have a new crisis on their hands

The people of America suddenly realised today that they have yet another a crisis in the country. Congress, comprising both sides of the political divide, today got together to discuss the crisis and felt that a solution is possibly in hand. It...

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