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Fun facts about cremation

Funny story: Fun facts about cremation

I'm thinking about getting cremated. Well, not today. I think I'll wait until I'm dead. But here's a little fun fact about cremation: You can have your ashes mailed to a loved one. I don't think so. My ashes would get lost in the mail and I would have to file a missing ash report. Hold on, Cousin Willie, I know what you're thinking. You would replace the letter h in the word ash with th...

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Funeral Reawakening strikes fear into those nearest to us

Funny story: Funeral Reawakening strikes fear into those nearest to us

A funeral in Brazil was held up as a woman claimed the corpse had squeezed her hand. Maria Neymar Ronaldo Cesar said: "I leant in to say goodbye to Grandmamma and she squeezed my hand. I shouted for them to switch the furnace off and we called a a...

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Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday

Funny story: Golders Green Crematorium send-off for Amy on Tuesday

London - The Crem-de-la-Creme of the entertainment industry's famous farewell venues will host tomorrow's final goodbye to North London diva Amy Winehouse. The Italianate-style Hoop Lane, NW11 facility has seen off Britain's finest including showb...

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Obese People Face Excess Cremation Charges

Funny story: Obese People Face Excess Cremation Charges

The West Midlands town of Scrubbington today became the first local authority to introduce a surcharge for cremating morbidly obese people in an attempt to offset some of the expenses it pays out to have such cremations executed. The problem is th...

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Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

Funny story: Pentagon Stops Cremating Soldiers in Pet Crematoria

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Pentagon has announced that it will immediately stop cremating slain US soldiers in pet crematoria.

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Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Funny story: Keith Richards: My Relationship With My Father Was Smokin'

Keith Richards said today in an interview that his relationship with his father has been "smokin'" for the past few years. Considering that his father passed away and was cremated in 2004, authorities decided to find out exactly what w...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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