New York - The agency slashed Brits' triple-A rating down one notch after rival credit analysts Standard & Poor Bastards issued a trick or treat dare.
From midnight tonight Moody's Investors Service's new classification comes in as AA1 slicing...
The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today.
The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...
Paris -- The EU Division of Standard & Poor's has notched down France's world-leading AAA Romance Rating, relegating the "land of love" to the bottom of the hotness heap when it comes to "lust, thrust, and overall mojo."
"France's sexual score...
The Manchester United business empire was in freefall this morning after the three major credit rating agencies downgraded their risk from triple A to C minus.
The downgrading comes after an embarrassing run of results on the pitch over a few mon...
London - "Bring it on!" was the only comment from a consortium of British producers of the Triple-A carbon-zinc battery threatened with downgrading by EU penpushers.
They were joined by manufacturers of the alkaline, lithium and NiMH rechargeable...
Solar flares are nothing new to the world, and currently we are entering the 11 year cycle. NOAA commented that the solar peak will be in 2013, but our most recent one was massive enough to already cause damage. Scientists claim that the flare will...
New York NY: The Stock Market crashed today as stocks and commodities went through the floor. The Stock Market, an upscale lunch bistro catering to financial district patrons, located at Wall and Broad Streets in lower Manhattan was a total wreck.
New York -- S&P, one of the world's three major ratings firms, has downgraded its rating of Almighty God from AAA to BBB minus.
The move is expected to dramatically cut prayer time between the Creator and those whom He created.
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