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Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

Funny story: Wandering banana spider attacks banking industry executives they flee to off-shore estates

A sudden onslaught of Phoneutria fera, also known as the Wandering Banana Spider, has swept over the banking industry. This species is particularly virulent with males, by causing painful priapic seizure, or the onset of a monstrous ongoing erecti...

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Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

Funny story: Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

New York - The Russian mobster was left red faced last night at trendy Upper East Side restaurant Kolestroll Klub when his credit card was declined after wolfing down a $5,000 slap-up meal. Abramovich, 69, who never carries cash, was forced to pul...

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President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

Funny story: President in Hawaii Surprised By Many Gifts From Target Sent to Family There

"This is remarkable", stated Michelle Obama and her daughters agreed. "I guess the American people appreciate us after all." The First Lady was talking about all the great gifts, over 4000 at the last count, they have received from ordinary citize...

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Elderly Man Gets Pulled Into Bank's ATM Along With His Plastic Card!

Funny story: Elderly Man Gets Pulled Into Bank's ATM Along With His Plastic Card!

A 93 year old East London man was taken to hospital yesterday afternoon after he was pulled into a bank's ATM machine along with his bankers card when trying to use it to withdraw money from a hole-in-the-wall cash dispenser machine outside a bank in...

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Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Funny story: Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Corporate money-sequestration titans Bank of America and Chase Bank today announced that their recently announced new fees and the hikes of existing fees will actually cost more money to introduce, charge and enforce than expected, leaving net profit...

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