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Funny story: An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

An Asteroid Strikes the Creation Museum, Wiping Out All the Animatronic Dinosaurs

PETERSBURG, KY-On Wednesday, an asteroid struck the Creation Museum run by the biblical apologist organization Answers in Genesis, wiping out all of the animatronic dinosaurs that have been a part of the Museum's exhibit since its opening in 2007.
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Funny story: Noah's Ark For Kentucky Museum

Noah's Ark For Kentucky Museum

Bible-bashing scientists are planning to build a "full-scale wooden replica" of Noah's Ark at a Kentucky theme park. Among the scheme's backers are boffins from Answers in Genesis, the people responsible for the Creation Museum, near Petersburg, i...
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Funny story: Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

A startling new exhibition in America has confirmed what religion people and the authors of the bible have said all along; the Earth and all it's animals were made in six days by God.
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Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Incest! as Creationist Museum hails Cain's Mormon marriage to sisters

Bong Hits 4 Incest! as Creationist Museum hails Cain's Mormon marriage to sisters

Petersburgh, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): Global anti-Biblical humbug pressure group Bong Hits 4 Incest! has staged a demonstration in Petersburg today outside the latest Creationist Museum to open to the witless and gullible American public.
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Funny story: Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Ruins in Athens may be another early Creationist Museum

Athens - (Rioters): Newly discovered 4th century BC ruins in the Voula maritime district may be the remains of yet another attempt by ancient fundamentalist retards to destroy precious Greek civilization artefacts by planting their own Creationist Mu...
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Funny story: Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

Ancient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum

London - (Rioters): The National Academy of Creationist Sciences Symposium in London has heard how chimpanzees in West Africa used stone tools to erect Africa's first Creationist museum off the Ivory Coast some 4,300 years ago.
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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