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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had to...
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Funny story: Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

Ken Hamm to Teach a Geology Class at Bob Jones University

GREENVILLE, SC--Dr. Stephen Jones, president of Bob Jones University, announced today that the controversial college (which only allowed interracial dating beginning in 2000), would now enter the nineteenth century and allow the teaching of Geology a...
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Funny story: Obama to press Ctrl Alt Del on Monday to reboot Earth

Obama to press Ctrl Alt Del on Monday to reboot Earth

President Obama is to reboot the earth on Monday and load the latest version of Windows. The planet's hard drives are running slow and the Middle East keeps crashing. A genuine copy of the creation software has been obtained. Original Dvds of "T...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design stop using the eye as an example after Michael Beye discovers he needs glasses

Intelligent Design stop using the eye as an example after Michael Beye discovers he needs glasses

For many years Intelligent Design have been using the human eye as an example as to why there must be a Designer responsible for all life. This has no been dropped after Michael Beye, author of numerous ID books and articles, discovered he needed gla...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design Handbook nominated for the Booker Prize

Intelligent Design Handbook nominated for the Booker Prize

Intelligent Design, the theory that the world and everything on it was created by a Man with a Plan, has been overjoyed by the news that their tome, The ID Handbook, has been nominated for Fiction's Biggest Prize, the Booker Prize. "We're overjoye...
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Funny story: "Bring Your Pet Dinosaur Day," Louisiana Learning, Exorcism Highlights of Governor Jindal Speech to Republican Convention

"Bring Your Pet Dinosaur Day," Louisiana Learning, Exorcism Highlights of Governor Jindal Speech to Republican Convention

Governor Bobby Jindal, architect of the Louisiana education voucher system that replaced public education, will explain to Republican conventioneers today how state funded Bible schools teaching children that the Loch Ness monster and dragons are rea...
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Funny story: Creationism exam has record pass rate

Creationism exam has record pass rate

Creationists are crowing that their faith based schools have the highest exam pass rate of any school in the world, with all of their pupils attaining the maximum one hundred percent in all of their papers, including science. "This is a true examp...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design Adherent sues the Intelligent Designer

Intelligent Design Adherent sues the Intelligent Designer

Karl Mankini of Rotterdam has begun a legal action against his own religion for what he perceives to be basic design flaws. Mankini is a member of the Intelligent Design Cult that believes that all living things were designed to look like they loo...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design fail to explain evolutionary algorithms

Intelligent Design fail to explain evolutionary algorithms

One of the greatest achievements of the science of evolution is the evolutionary algorithm. This mainstay of computing and design was a completely unforeseen extension of the theory of evolution by natural selection, and has rapidly become the bi...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design say evolution isn't science

Intelligent Design, the misguided collection of anti-science collaborators, have finally laid out their reasons for thinking that evolution is not science. "Science is the constant revising of cherished theories based on new evidence that comes in...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design want a change to the order of lessons

Intelligent Design want a change to the order of lessons

New research in cognitive behaviour has shown that the order in which we learn affects what we learn. "We believe that maths is deliberately taught before religious education," said Michael Beye, spokesman for the Discovery Institute, the militant...
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Funny story: "Demonic Possession - It's The Money Shot For Creationists" Claims Evolutionist

"Demonic Possession - It's The Money Shot For Creationists" Claims Evolutionist

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who tends to believe that Evolutionists have quite a convincing point, whilst simultaneously acknowledging the existence of a higher spiritual order, today took a short break from his usual weekend bouts of 'not doing a...
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Funny story: Evolution v Creationism - Sorted By Local man

Evolution v Creationism - Sorted By Local man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a self confessed idiot and long time champion of the pork pie hat, today added his inconsiderable weight to the great Evolutionism v Creationism debate, which has been raging on, quite frankly, idiotic website, www.thes...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.
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Funny story: Intelligent Design Demand Santa Claus Be Taught In History

Intelligent Design Demand Santa Claus Be Taught In History

The Intelligent Design Movement, previously known as Creationism, has demanded that Father Christmas be included in the school history curriculum alongside other historic figures, such as Columbus, George Washington and Stan Laurel. "There is as m...
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Funny story: Intelligent Design demand science is taught in Religious Education

Intelligent Design demand science is taught in Religious Education

Science, the greatest construct ever created by man is to be taught in Religious Education classes across Texas. "We got fed up trying to get religion taught in science classes," said ID proponent, Michael Beye. "So we tried a different tack."...
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Funny story: Man Backs Down in Internet Argument

Man Backs Down in Internet Argument

It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children. The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
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Funny story: Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

Pastafarianism to be taught in Creationist Faith Schools

In a landmark ruling the fabricated religion Pastafarianism, the religion of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is to be taught in Physics in US Creationist Faith Schools. "We are quite upset," said leading Creationist, Michael Behe. "For...
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