An escalation in the Devon vs. Cornwall clotted cream wars was yesterday sparked off by 'Cornwall's Prince Charles's' announcement that he had won the war without a shot being fired.
The pleasant but sickly Cornish Clotted Cream - made by boilin...
Howard Finney has given up his most comforting item because he nearly burned to death Tuesday night.
"I will have to wear a lot of lotion and adult diapers for awhile", he told $tar$ reporter, George Hill. "I guess my bladder probably saved my lif...
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