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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.
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Funny story: Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

GLASGOW, Scotland - A flock of seagulls, distraught over the loss of their mates to a windmill farm by hatching a plan to take out a helicopter over a popular Glasgow pub, says anthropologist and part-time crime writer, Archibald Leach, University of...
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Funny story: Flying duck crash lands on water

Flying duck crash lands on water

A huge water bird returning from its midday feast had to make an emergency landing on Lake Windermere yesterday. The flying duck panicked on its way back as it neared the landing area and started to flap its wings. "It was flapping like mad,...
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Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...
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Funny story: The Spoof blamed for the O2 Network crash

The Spoof blamed for the O2 Network crash

Popular website, The Spoof, has been identified as the source of the network crash that brought down the O2 phone network. "It turns out," said Tom O'Byle, technical director at O2, "that the Spoof was being run from the laptop of the editor using...
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Funny story: Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions of 02 customers turned up late for work this morning, all with the same excuse: they overslept because their alarm failed to go off. "It sounds like a lame excuse," said O2 customer liaison officer, Tom O'Byle. "And in many ways it is. Ho...
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Funny story: Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece. "Now...
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Funny story: Thousands lost down drain

Thousands lost down drain

Hundreds of thousands of tiny sweets disappeared down a road-side drain when a confectionery lorry skidded and overturned yesterday. Driver Nigel Goodie escaped with only minor injuries. "But I had about half-a-ton of 'Hundreds-and-Thousands' on...
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Funny story: Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

The captain of the ill fated Russian spy ship the Costa Concordia (ogromnyi? korabl?) faces fresh allegations as divers find no evidence of any trapped Irish immigrants below decks. The investigating authority said in a statement released yesterday...
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Funny story: Economic About Turn

Economic About Turn

The economic downturn has heralded an unexpected upturn (aren't opposites fun!) in another equally important area of our community. Research from some overfunded government watchdog has shown air crashes (not involving birds or dudes with rocket...
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Funny story: Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Puddinpop, Virginia -- Congressional leaders have embarked on a cross country bus tour of the nation designed to put them in closer touch with the voting public. The journey is said to be in response to a Gallup poll which shows that over 8 out o...
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Funny story: New York Stock Market Crashes

New York Stock Market Crashes

New York NY: The Stock Market crashed today as stocks and commodities went through the floor. The Stock Market, an upscale lunch bistro catering to financial district patrons, located at Wall and Broad Streets in lower Manhattan was a total wreck.
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Funny story: Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Cowes - It's been billed as the Island's environmental catastrophe of the century and has blighted the start of world famous Cowes Regatta Week. Reports this evening have confirmed the collision between an ocean going yacht, Atlanta of Chester, an...
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Funny story: Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

In the face of global panic, stock market analysts today warned of further problems to come. "This is no doubt a serious situation," warned fiscal analyst Hernst Sprank, of Deutsch Bank Der Bolloks "for sure, there has been a 62.3% rise in the mea...
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Funny story: Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Montreal, Canada - Reigning F1 champion, Sebastian Vettel was allegedly asleep at the wheel today when he crashed his Red Bull racing car into the wall at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve during practice. The crash happened at The Wall Of Champions w...
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Funny story: Facebook crashed

Facebook crashed

Last night, at about five to ten (GMT), Farcebook, the popular Social Networking site, crashed. The crash last ten minutes, until just before five past ten (GMT). Unfortunately, ten million people suffered crop failures, eight million failed to up...
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Funny story: George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

George Soros Bet to Obama: "You Can't Ruin US in One Term"

NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, fina...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained

Tiger Woods Mystery Car Crash Explained

The questions surrounding the mystery of Tiger Woods' car accident may have moved closer to being answered. Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has stated she believes her husband has been abducted by aliens, and the man who she found unconcious on the ro...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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