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Self Driving Car Crashes After Texting And Playing Pokemon Go

Funny story: Self Driving Car Crashes After Texting And Playing Pokemon Go

Self driving cars were supposed to usher in a safe new era of travel for everyone on the road, but in the latest failure of the technology, a Google car has crashed into a police station in Lakewood Co. After analyzing recorders in the car, Google...

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Facebook crashes after bot attack

Funny story: Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook, the ever so popular, and somewhat indispensable social network, crashed last night, and stayed down for over an hour due to a bot attack, but not the usual bot attack. "Normally," said Facebook's security guru, Kerry Katona, "bot attacks...

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Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

Funny story: Indian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below

In the city of Lucknow, India which is part Islamic and part Hindu, a Hindu father and his family watched three hours of junk on television Monday, became angry at the violence and language and proceeded to grab up the television while his son was or...

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Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Twerk Wrecks Bus!

Although she is denying it, those slightly injured on a city bus are blaming Kim Kardashian taking up a guy's dare to 'twerk that baby' of destabilizing the bus and causing it to run into a post near some pedestrians. Kardashian denies all this.

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Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

Funny story: Glasgow Helicopter Crash Caused By Flock Of Distraught Seagulls

GLASGOW, Scotland - A flock of seagulls, distraught over the loss of their mates to a windmill farm by hatching a plan to take out a helicopter over a popular Glasgow pub, says anthropologist and part-time crime writer, Archibald Leach, University of...

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Flying duck crash lands on water

A huge water bird returning from its midday feast had to make an emergency landing on Lake Windermere yesterday. The flying duck panicked on its way back as it neared the landing area and started to flap its wings. "It was flapping like mad,...

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Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

Funny story: Leicester Man Causes Public Transport Kerfuffle

We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...

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The Spoof blamed for the O2 Network crash

Funny story: The Spoof blamed for the O2 Network crash

Popular website, The Spoof, has been identified as the source of the network crash that brought down the O2 phone network. "It turns out," said Tom O'Byle, technical director at O2, "that the Spoof was being run from the laptop of the editor using...

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Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Funny story: Millions oversleep as the 02 network goes down

Millions of 02 customers turned up late for work this morning, all with the same excuse: they overslept because their alarm failed to go off. "It sounds like a lame excuse," said O2 customer liaison officer, Tom O'Byle. "And in many ways it is. Ho...

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Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

Funny story: Austerity backlash nixes central banks' stock splurging

MUNICH - Ben Bernanke announced at a press conference here today that he was sorry. No more money could be funneled through the central banks of Europe to keep the stock markets afloat. He blamed it on democracy, as exemplified in Greece. "Now...

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Thousands lost down drain

Hundreds of thousands of tiny sweets disappeared down a road-side drain when a confectionery lorry skidded and overturned yesterday. Driver Nigel Goodie escaped with only minor injuries. "But I had about half-a-ton of 'Hundreds-and-Thousands' on...

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Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

Funny story: Costa Concordia captain worried about fresh claims

The captain of the ill fated Russian spy ship the Costa Concordia (ogromnyĭ korablʹ) faces fresh allegations as divers find no evidence of any trapped Irish immigrants below decks. The investigating authority said in a statement released yesterday...

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Economic About Turn

The economic downturn has heralded an unexpected upturn (aren't opposites fun!) in another equally important area of our community. Research from some overfunded government watchdog has shown air crashes (not involving birds or dudes with rocket...

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Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Funny story: Congressional tour bus veers to the right and then to the left before crashing

Puddinpop, Virginia -- Congressional leaders have embarked on a cross country bus tour of the nation designed to put them in closer touch with the voting public. The journey is said to be in response to a Gallup poll which shows that over 8 out o...

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New York Stock Market Crashes

Funny story: New York Stock Market Crashes

New York NY: The Stock Market crashed today as stocks and commodities went through the floor. The Stock Market, an upscale lunch bistro catering to financial district patrons, located at Wall and Broad Streets in lower Manhattan was a total wreck.

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Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Funny story: Isle of Wight crude tanker tragedy

Cowes - It's been billed as the Island's environmental catastrophe of the century and has blighted the start of world famous Cowes Regatta Week. Reports this evening have confirmed the collision between an ocean going yacht, Atlanta of Chester, an...

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Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

Funny story: Financial Meltdown in Prospect as Panic Takes Hold

In the face of global panic, stock market analysts today warned of further problems to come. "This is no doubt a serious situation," warned fiscal analyst Hernst Sprank, of Deutsch Bank Der Bolloks "for sure, there has been a 62.3% rise in the mea...

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Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Funny story: Sebastian Vettel Was Asleep At The Wheel In Canadian F1 Practice Crash

Montreal, Canada - Reigning F1 champion, Sebastian Vettel was allegedly asleep at the wheel today when he crashed his Red Bull racing car into the wall at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve during practice. The crash happened at The Wall Of Champions w...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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