Midtown Manhattan, NYC - (Reuterus): Gov Eliot Spizter had yet another lucky escape today when a 15 storey-high construction crane smashed into a neighboring building.
The latest drought in the southeast has many southerners wondering why God is still punishing them. Ever since the Civil War, southerners have felt out of favor with their Master.
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