Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf.
A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-u...
Road Runner was killed today in what is being described as a terrible accident. Nemesis Wile E. Coyote had apparently laid an obvious trap for the fast-legged avian but somehow managed to actually not do a half-arsed enough job, and killed the critte...
Laredo, Tx/ Homeland Security Update on Drug Wars - In a biological and law enforcement experiment gone terribly wrong, the once violent streets of Laredo, Texas are all but deserted when the sun sets as the few remaining Anglo residents fear for the...
CANCUN,MEXICO (ASSOCIATED PROSE)Thousands and thousands of college aged students who have decided to travel south of the border are not being allowed back into the United States because they have misplaced their passports. The
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