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Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Funny story: Shock as Sir Elton John turns to Country Music

Sir Elton John may have said "let one of your fucking country singers do it" on hearing the rumour that he was to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration, but deep down, it seems he is a fan of the mawkishly boring and notoriously homo...

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Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Funny story: Musician Moves to Music City Only to Be Played Like a Song

Lured by promises of a lucrative publishing deal with a major country music label, singer-songwriter Billy Bonner moved to Nashville, Tennessee - a.k.a. Music City - only to find that company executives were less interested in getting his songs playe...

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Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Funny story: Chris Stapleton Tries Hand at City Music

Blockbuster country music artist Chris Stapleton, ever the innovator, announced that because the rising popularity of country music has made it too easy for him to sell records, his next album will be entirely devoted to the new Stapleton-conceived g...

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Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Funny story: Shooter's Motives Remain a Mystery

Five days into their investigation, the FBI remains baffled as to what motivated shooter Stephen Paddock to gun down over five hundred tasteless, tone deaf country hicks at a Las Vegas concert. "We found an impressive selection of jazz and classic...

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Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

Funny story: Wurzels to play at President Trump's Inauguration

World famous Cider Drinkers, and purveyors of jokey country pop, The Wurzels are the only band who will play at President Trumps big party on January 20th. The group, known for such hits as 'I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester' 'I Had A Brand N...

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Daniel O'Donnell: Outrageous Claims Infuriate Erstwhile Fans

Everyone's favourite cuddly and genial country singer, Daniel O'Donnell, has enraged thousands of fans in Ireland, both North and South. Apparently, the man unfortunately caricatured by malicious critics as the housewife's favourite, is actually not...

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Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.

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Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...

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The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...

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Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...

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Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has lost a tremendous amount of weight and everyone has told her that she is looking very, very sexy. One of those individuals who is giving her some very nice compliments is her fellow The Voice cast member Blake "T...

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Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

Funny story: Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

NASHVILLE - Country singer Trace Adkins, 52, appears to be heading for that big "D" corral. A source who knows the family very well told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that Mrs. Adkins (Rhonda) has just about had her fill of the big old 6-foot-6-inch tall...

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Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

Funny story: Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

County superstar Dolly Parton is no fan of Justin Bieber and thinks he makes the rednecks back in the Ozarks look like Ralph Lauren Models. "What is up with this kid and his parents?" an exasperated Parton said after a recent concert in Nashville.

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Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

Funny story: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

NASHVILLE - The country music couple who many felt was happier than Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to have come to a fork in the road as far as their 2½ year marriage is concerned. A close friend of the country crooners has said that Miranda is...

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Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

Funny story: Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off. Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy br...

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Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

Funny story: Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it. The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with C...

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Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Funny story: Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...

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47th Annual Country Music Awards A Huge Success: And Not One Artist Was Bleeped

Funny story: 47th Annual Country Music Awards A Huge Success: And Not One Artist Was Bleeped

NASHVILLE - Carrie "Legs" Underwood and Brad "Shorty" Paisley did another bang up job as hosts of The 47th Annual CMA Awards. Every country artist and band showed up except for Kenny Chesney who reportedly could not find a clean T-shirt to wear.

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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