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Funny story: Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Taylor Swift Signs Up For Online Dating In Preparation For Next Album

Nashville - Superstar singer/songwriter Taylor Swift, 24, has signed up with an online dating service to find inspiration for new songs for her as-yet unnamed new album, scheduled to be released to coincide with this year's holiday buying season.
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Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...
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Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has lost a tremendous amount of weight and everyone has told her that she is looking very, very sexy. One of those individuals who is giving her some very nice compliments is her fellow The Voice cast member Blake "T...
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Funny story: Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

NASHVILLE - Country singer Trace Adkins, 52, appears to be heading for that big "D" corral. A source who knows the family very well told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that Mrs. Adkins (Rhonda) has just about had her fill of the big old 6-foot-6-inch tall...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

County superstar Dolly Parton is no fan of Justin Bieber and thinks he makes the rednecks back in the Ozarks look like Ralph Lauren Models. "What is up with this kid and his parents?" an exasperated Parton said after a recent concert in Nashville.
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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

NASHVILLE - The country music couple who many felt was happier than Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to have come to a fork in the road as far as their 2½ year marriage is concerned. A close friend of the country crooners has said that Miranda is...
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Funny story: Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

Newlywed Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Happy Bride

HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off. Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy br...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it. The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with C...
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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...
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Funny story: 47th Annual Country Music Awards A Huge Success: And Not One Artist Was Bleeped

47th Annual Country Music Awards A Huge Success: And Not One Artist Was Bleeped

NASHVILLE - Carrie "Legs" Underwood and Brad "Shorty" Paisley did another bang up job as hosts of The 47th Annual CMA Awards. Every country artist and band showed up except for Kenny Chesney who reportedly could not find a clean T-shirt to wear.
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Funny story: Due To Carrie Underwood Showcasing Her Stunning Legs On The CMA Award Show She Has Just Been Signed To Do A L'eggs Pantyhose Commercial

Due To Carrie Underwood Showcasing Her Stunning Legs On The CMA Award Show She Has Just Been Signed To Do A L'eggs Pantyhose Commercial

NASHVILLE - The little gal from Oklahoma strutted her legs on the 47th Annual CMA Award Show and it has certainly paid off. Co-Host Brad Paisley said that he encouraged Carrie to show off her legs seeing as how they are astoundingly gorgeous. C...
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Funny story: Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

Kenny Chesney Insists He's A Straight Shooter

NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...
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Funny story: Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

Blake Shelton Refuses To Get Into Rehab Because There's No Beer There

NASHVILLE - One of country music's biggest party hounds, Blake Shelton, has been told by several close friends that he really needs to get himself into rehab as his beer drinking is getting a little bit on the out-of-hand side. The 6-foot-5-inch t...
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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

Carrie Underwood's Husband Hints That The Couple Could Be Heading For Divorceville

NASHVILLE - Carrie Underwood has become one of the most popular country artists in the world of country music. She has sold over 15 million albums and her Carrie Underwood Bobblehead Doll has consistently stayed in the top five nationwide. The...
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Funny story: A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

A Furiously Jealous Faith Hill Is Becoming The Wicked Witch of The South

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - A close unnamed friend of Tim McGraw and his wife Faith Hill has stated that the couple seem to be carrying on more and more like the Hatfields and McCoys. The source said that it all stems from Hill being upset at the fact t...
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Funny story: US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

US Celebs Form New Country And Western Group

Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair, George Bush And Barack O'Bama have formed a new Country and Western Band called Fuk-U-All. And guess what? They have a new line-dance to go with it! Called "The Democracy". Blair, of course, alwa...
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