What to do in the Grand Canyon if:
you are confronted by a black bear-
Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you.
a rock slide occurs above you-
Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction.
you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON (ABSNN) - Seattle police confirmed today "the brutal and senseless killings of 219 companion animals" in the past two weeks. The killings were committed by 'Cougars,' but not of the feline, four-legged variety."
Kings County S...
A New York man is claiming he was stalked then ambushed by a pack of marauding predator cougars while minding his own business in Manhattan.
John Turner, 25, says he was badly shaken by the ordeal and is now seeking therapy however his physical in...
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