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Funny story: Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

Madonna Brags That She Has The Best Boy Toy In America

NEW YORK CITY - Susan Sarandon is notorious for being involved in May-December relationships with much younger men. Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, and Mariah Carey are also proud cougars. But Madonna, 55, has said that she has the best boy toy in t...
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Funny story: Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother

An 11-year-old girl shot a cougar that was following her 14-year-old brother to their home at Twisp, in north central Washington. The female cougar killed last week was about 56 years old and weighed about 220 pounds - twice of what it should w...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder Explains His Kate Gosselin Cougar Comment

Ian Somerhalder Explains His Kate Gosselin Cougar Comment

SAN FRANCISCO - Ian Somerhalder was visiting old friends in San Francisco when he was asked about a recent comment he had made on The View. Somerhalder, who stars in the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries told Whoopi Goldberg that he found Kate Go...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
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Funny story: What Does Rob Pattinson See In Kathy Griffin?

What Does Rob Pattinson See In Kathy Griffin?

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is all abuzz with the recent romantic relationship between Rob Pattinson, 27, and Kathy Griffin, 53. Friends of Pattinson, who is 26 years younger than Griffin, have asked him what in the world he could possibly see in the red...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be The Number One Cougar In Tinsel Town

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has actually traded two vices, drugs and alcohol for a third vice young men. Lohan who has been doing pretty good since spending 3 months in a rehab clinic during the summer has been seen on both coasts cavo...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Latest Crush Is A Real Shocker!

Taylor Swift's Latest Crush Is A Real Shocker!

NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift performed before a sold-out crowd at one of her favorite venues, The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. The country music songstress says that she loves the Voodoo because it has one of the finest sound systems in the entire c...
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Funny story: J.Lo. May Go Solo

J.Lo. May Go Solo

NEW YORK CITY - Reports filtering out of the Big Apple are that local girl Jennifer Lopez is still highly upset with her boy toy Caspar Smart for jumping the gun and revealing to the entertainment media that she was going to be returning to American...
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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Warns Demi Moore She Better Give Him The Divorce Or He Will Reveal Some Intimate Secrets About Her

Ashton Kutcher Warns Demi Moore She Better Give Him The Divorce Or He Will Reveal Some Intimate Secrets About Her

LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher, 35, has stated that he is sick and tired of his soon-to-be-ex-wife Demi Moore dragging her freaking feet in their divorce proceedings. Kutcher recently told Glamboyant Magazine that he heard from a very good source th...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Explains Why She Is Leaving Hollywood For Good

Demi Moore Explains Why She Is Leaving Hollywood For Good

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore says that she is throwing in the white towel. The G.I. Jane star revealed to a close friend that she is tired of everyone laughing behind her back due to the fact that she practically begged ex-husband-to-be Ashton Kutcher to t...
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Funny story: 50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not your normal man-bites-dog story. Police in Junction City, Kansas arrested a 24 year old male for attacking a woman with a dangerous weapon; her own false teeth. Miles Worthington of Junction City needed a little cash. Kno...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Has Not Quite Learned Her Lesson

Demi Moore Has Not Quite Learned Her Lesson

BEVERLY HILLS - Family members and close friends of Demi "The Cougar" Moore fear that the elderly actress is once again setting herself up for disappointment and eventual failure in the romance department. Moore who is in the process of divorcing...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

Jennifer Aniston's Wedding To Justin Theroux Is Off

BEVERLY HILLS - The word out of LaLaLand is that the wedding that was being touted as the Wedding of the Year has been called off. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo reported that Aniston, 44, has decided to cancel her wedding to fellow...
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Funny story: The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore is 50 years old and she like thousands of women, openly married a much younger man in hopes that he would make her feel years and years younger. But as studies have shown, May-December marriages very rarely work out becaus...
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Funny story: Katie Couric: I'm An Obsessed Cougar!

Katie Couric: I'm An Obsessed Cougar!

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric was recently spotted shopping for lingerie at a Victoria's Secret in Manhattan. The 56-year-old journalist makes no bones about the fact that she is a compulsive May-December advocate who calls herself an obsessed coug...
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Funny story: Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

BEVERLY HILLS - One thing that can be said about Demi Moore is that the 50-year-old cougar does not seem to have any problem attracting males who are young enough to be her son. Moore, who is still not divorced from Ashton Kutcher, was recently sp...
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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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