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Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Funny story: Space Station Has Stopped Movement Away From Earth

Good news this morning in that the International Space Station has quit moving away from it's regular orbit around the earth. "We still have no idea what caused it to suddenly move out of it's orbit away from the earth", stated NASA spokesman Alfr...

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NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

Funny story: NASA Space Station Being Drawn From Orbit!

After two American astronauts talked live to some members of the United States Bobsled Crew in Suchi Saturday, they have sent a message that they seem to be going out of orbit. "It's like we are being pulled by some magnetic force", Astronaut Mike...

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NASA & Russia Both Visiting Asteroid Heading Toward Earth

Funny story: NASA & Russia Both Visiting Asteroid Heading Toward Earth

Earth, meet Asteroid 1999 RQ36! - Something that isn't quite right is going on and the American people, actually everyone on earth, need to know about it. Asteroid 1999 RQ36, which has a chance of hitting the Earth before the year 2200 has been re...

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Back on Earth Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin in Trouble Again

Funny story: Back on Earth Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin in Trouble Again

Russian Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin, who recently was ordered home from the international space station after trying to urinate on his ex-wife's house from space, is in trouble with authorities again. This time the forty-five year old Army Major trie...

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Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Funny story: Huge European space garbage and toiletries truck launched into orbit

Europe's new ATV orbital garbage and supply ship launched yesterday from French Guiana on an urgent mission to resupply the space station with toilet paper and a few more of those tasty little mints to place on bed pillows.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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