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Funny story: Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

Moon Signs Up for Cosmetic Makeover

It happened when the moon read the following (in an article, NASA's GRAIL Mission helps Scientists Figure Out Moon's Rough and Stony Look, at the FrenchTribune.com): "Scientists have now understood the reasons behind the moon's rough and stony look.
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Funny story: 24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

24 Year Old Excited to Age Gracefully

Scranton, PA resident Kimberly Ellison plans to age gracefully. "I've decided I'm not going to wear makeup or anything when I get older," said Ellison, who turned 24 last month and who once had to google the unfamiliar term, 'crows-feet'. "I ju...
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Funny story: The Reason The American Advertising Alliance Pulled Taylor Swift's CoverGal Makeup Ad

The Reason The American Advertising Alliance Pulled Taylor Swift's CoverGal Makeup Ad

CLEVELAND - Country music singing sensation Taylor Swift had just finished performing at The WWW Dot Coliseum in Cleveland when she was quickly whisked away to her backstage dressing room by an assistant. Apparently Taylor had gotten a call from a...
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Funny story: Fo'real customers will have to prove 'they're worth it'

Fo'real customers will have to prove 'they're worth it'

Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - 'Because I'm worth it' - Fo'real has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they are worthy of buying their products. While the cosmetics giant is remaining sk...
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Funny story: Age Defying Cream Flop

Age Defying Cream Flop

Global chemical giant Splurge Inc has withdrawn its QN7 age defying cream from sale in western countries. QN7 first went on sale in 2004 and was said to be the world's first cream that actually made people younger. Hollywood stars were the first t...
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Funny story: Jane Girl Walnut To Open Cosmetics Counter Inside Hog Jaw Bait Shop

Jane Girl Walnut To Open Cosmetics Counter Inside Hog Jaw Bait Shop

Jane Girl Walnut, the daughter of John and Livie Walnut, has announced that she will share her cosmetics training and experience by setting up a make-up counter at the Bait Shop. Jane Girl, who was once in a play in Little Rock and got made up by pr...
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Funny story: Mirren, Deneuve, Loren on Most Beautiful List, Cosmetics Industry Notices

Mirren, Deneuve, Loren on Most Beautiful List, Cosmetics Industry Notices

When Wizard Jeans recently produced its annual list (prepared by fashion expert Sally Allen) of the 10 Most Beautiful Women in the World, there wasn't a twenty-something woman on it. And young wannabes were startled to see that Helen Mirren, 64, Cat...
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Funny story: Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range. It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied...
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Funny story: New Anti-aging Cream Soon To Be Available

New Anti-aging Cream Soon To Be Available

"Avlong", the well known door-to-door cosmetics firm has announced that it will very soon be adding a new Anti-aging cream to the pages of its catalogues. "This cream is the miracle both women and men have been waiting for," stated Avlong's spokesperson, I.V.E. Gotcha from her office in India. When asked what the ingredients of this 'miracle cream' were, I.V.E. Gotcha said she wouldn't relea...
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Funny story: Models Make Way for Cameron

Models Make Way for Cameron

In a bold and unexpected move, cosmetics company Maybebornwithit have appointed Tory leader David Cameron as their new poster boy. The appearance of 759 billboards across the country- depicting little more than Cameron's flawless skin - is said t...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene: Mineral Make-Up Best For Teens, Moms

Ashley Greene: Mineral Make-Up Best For Teens, Moms

According to the recent breakthroughs in cosmetics, natural minerals used for make-up will do no harm and actually help the skin of today's young ladies and help restore damage by the use of artificial cosmetics in the past. "Natural minerals is...
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Funny story: Cosmetics company invents ANOTHER stupid new word

Cosmetics company invents ANOTHER stupid new word

A poncy cosmetic giant has invented ANOTHER daftly pronounced product. Annoying adverts starring posh celeb's telling us how we "are worth it", and adding random vowels and French accents to words in order to make them sound better than they reall...
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Funny story: "You're worth sh*t" according to beauty product manufacturer

"You're worth sh*t" according to beauty product manufacturer

Beauty product manufacturer, L'Unreal, has decided to 'come clean' over their recent range of advertisements which had been designed specifically to part women from copious amounts of money. Nothing new there, eh? However, up to now famed for cele...
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Funny story: Cosmetics Giant Using Bunnies For Cosmetic Testing Again?

Cosmetics Giant Using Bunnies For Cosmetic Testing Again?

Several leading cosmetics companies have quietly stopped testing products on animals. The moves are in response to years of pressure by animal-rights groups and reflect growing confidence in the reliability of alternative testing methods. Avon, Re...
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Funny story: Worker falls into vat of Boswellox

Worker falls into vat of Boswellox

There was consternation and alarm today at a cosmetics factory when a worker fell into a vat containing 3,000 gallons of Boswellox. Luckily the substance is non-existant, just one of hundreds of made-up ingredients used by the 30-billion-pounds-a-yea...
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Funny story: Wrinkle Filler Drove Sarah Palin Mad and Inarticulate!

Wrinkle Filler Drove Sarah Palin Mad and Inarticulate!

The Federal Drug Adminisrattion, one of those big intrusive arms of socialistic government, helped to explain this week why normally brilliant and eloquent Sarah Palin sounded like a royal loon whose first language was gibberish during the campaign.
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Funny story: The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

The New Face Of Cover Girl Is...Ellen Degeneres?!

Unbelievably, Cover Girl cosmetics has selected comediene/talkshow host/boob-squeazer Ellen Degeneres as their latest spokeswoman, er, spokesperson, er, spokeswhatever. "We realised that we weren't cornering the funny, middle-aged, boyish, marr...
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