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Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

Funny story: Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...

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Richard The Turd found dead (1452-2014)

THE KING IS DEAD BUT LONG LIVED THE KING Thirteenth century monarch Richard the Turd has been found dead in a car park in Leicestershire. That was the shock revelation handed to a stunned nation by a group of archaeologists yesterday after they ha...

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Buckingham Palace corpse lay unnoticed for three years

Funny story: Buckingham Palace corpse lay unnoticed for three years

London - "Maybe HM thought it was just some loyal oaf lying prostrate as a mark of obeisance," a Westminster Coroner's Court heard today during an inquest into a rotting corpse discovered 'just yards' from the Palace gates. Opening the inquest int...

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Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...

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Ted Kennedy Actually Dead Ten Hours Before it was Reported

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Actually Dead Ten Hours Before it was Reported

In a stunning news announcement, it was learned today that Ted Kennedy was actually dead for ten hours before it was reported. Instead of dying in his home on Tuesday evening, it actually happened in the early afternoon. One of those involved, sp...

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Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Ted Kennedy's corpse, bloated and purple, has been signed to play the title character in "The Blob" movie remake. The film is set to begin shooting this week in Hollywood. Film director Rob Zombie said that "we thought Teddy would be just perfec...

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Fawcett to Die Second Time, Say Friends

Funny story: Fawcett to Die Second Time, Say Friends

LOS ANGELES, CA - Completely dissatisfied with the results of Farrah Fawcett's first passing, friends of the beloved actress/model have announced plans to revive her exhumed corpse just long enough that she may die a second time. Though Fawcett wa...

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Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Funny story: Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...

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Walt Disney Wakes up

Funny story: Walt Disney Wakes up

A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter. The man, known affectionatel...

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The Missing Schiller Stiff is Good for Weimar Business

Funny story: The Missing Schiller Stiff is Good for Weimar Business

For two hundred years, literature lovers, German majors, archaeologists and grave robbers have been searching for the true dead body of Friedrich Schiller.

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Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Funny story: Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...

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Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

Funny story: Rolling Stones Commemorate 20th Anniversary of Keith Richards' Passing

The surviving members of The Rolling Stones commemorated the 20th anniversary of Keith Richards' death by shooting themselves up with heroin. They also shoot up Keith Richards' corpse.

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Schilling Wins With Sutured Ankle; Boston To Pitch Exhumed Corpse For Game 3

Funny story: Schilling Wins With Sutured Ankle; Boston To Pitch Exhumed Corpse For Game 3

The Boston Red Sox, emboldened by their Game 2 win over the St. Louis Cardinals on the pitching of injured right-hander Curt Schilling, have decided that they will pitch the exhumed body of Oliver Coranth (1912-1987) as their Game 3 starter.

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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