WATERLOO, Iowa - Reports filtering out of the Niblets State, note that Lady Gaga has been asked to never ever return to the anvil-looking state again.
In fact, a spokesperson for the governor's office, Hadley "Cornshuck" Blingfaust, informed the n...
PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August.
Grumpletoy...
Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention.
The new corn prod...
DUBUQUE, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's campaign tour brought her to the beautiful town of Dubuque, Iowa, [Pronounced: THE-BUICK-EYE-OH-WAH].
The only GOP female candidate for office of the presidency was all smiles as the sun was shining and she was a...
DETROIT, MI - Soon you won't have to drink juice to get your Agent Orange because it will be in corn. And corn is in almost all the food you buy, most commonly as a syrup.
Dr. Umbday Eadhay, family doctor in the rust belt, our source, is going to...
INDIANOLA, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Indianola, Iowa, home of Indianola Indian Corn Tortilla Mix.
She was greeted in the parking lot of the local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack by a crowd...
An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials.
Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...
A single corn stalk plant that is growing in front of a tavern in Mason City, Iowa was discovered to have 27 ears of corn growing on it-that is approximately 25 ears more than any other average corn stalk has growing on it in a growing season.
The...
USDA was horrified to learn the taste-test results of over 400 volunteer tasters who participated in a modified corn cook off last weekend in Heart, Kansas.
Mildred Hogg, a 56 year old Kansas farmwife, had this to say about sample A217, "That sure...
Washington DC - The Rhind Corporation, according to it's spokesman Dr. Artfay, was awarded a 3.3 billion dollar grant to develop a prototype corn-gas powered car. The car is sustainable and is fueled by natural gas. The gas is renewable, and need n...
In what is thought to be the first such incident of its kind in Latin America, GM crops are being blamed for an unprovoked attack on a 58-year-old farmer in Argentina.
You've heard the saying 'where corn is as high as an elephant's eye.' It used to refer only to the height of corn particularly in Iowa. But the saying is also holding true for the price of corn and the price of elephant eyes.
Washington DC, June 15, 2016: King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has requested a meeting with President McCain concerning the high price of a bushel of corn. Dubbed the Geriatric Summit, these two leaders will meet at Camp David next week...
Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.
Washington, D.C. -- The federal government released the results of an eight-month study into the digestibility of candy corn today.
I seem to have a stubborn streak in me that wants to do everything without asking the man upstairs for help. In my opinion, God really does not care if I have corn, peas, lima beans, or green beans with dinner, so I should not waste his time asking. Generally, minor sniffles or 24 hour bugs do not require religious blessings, fasting by family members, or hours spent on my knees; these petty tri...
Dearest Fantasia:
Damn baby. I met you at Sams BBQ and Grill in Rancho Cucamonga lat year. I couldnt get a word in side ways because you preferred the corn bread to my one-liners. Thats all right though, I kinda like to hit the corn bread myself every now and then. So whats up with the high pitched voice? Yeah, youve got that Macy Gray thing going on. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! My walls are all...