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Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...

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Copenhagen Talks spark conflict

Funny story: Copenhagen Talks spark conflict

During the talks that took place in Copenhagen recently, almost all of the nations taking place in the talks became disgruntled with Norway's stance on climate change and most of the participating nations agreed to declare World War Three. The pow...

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Failed Copenhagen Accord Leads to Plunge in Carbon Credits; Gore Almost Financially Destitute, Pleads for BAILOUT!

Funny story: Failed Copenhagen Accord Leads to Plunge in Carbon Credits; Gore Almost Financially Destitute, Pleads for BAILOUT!

A shocking international investigation into the collapsing Carbon Credit financial market has revealed that several prominent proponents of The Global Warming Crisis, lost their ass after the Copenhagen Convention was declared a massive Failure, not...

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Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...

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Obama Speaks in Copenhagen

Funny story: Obama Speaks in Copenhagen

Copenhagen - President Barak Obama spoke this morning in Copenhagen telling world leaders "the nations of the world to come together behind a common purpose." He also stated that he could really use their help with this. 'I am really startin...

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Obama Arrives in Copenhagen - Drunk!

Funny story: Obama Arrives in Copenhagen - Drunk!

The burning topic is meant to be climate change in Europe this week, but on arrival today, US President Barack Obama was the centre of discussion for very different reasons than hoped by many. Air Force 1 landed in Copenhagen in the early hours an...

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Big freeze at global warming conference

Funny story: Big freeze at global warming conference

As President Obama arrived in a snow storm in Copenhagen to attend the International Conference on Global Warming reports were coming in that 7 delegates have had to attend hospital with broken ankles and some with broken legs after falling in the ic...

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Britain Hit By Snow - CLIMATE CHANGE...PANIC!

Funny story: Britain Hit By Snow - CLIMATE CHANGE...PANIC!

Last night, parts of Britain saw the most snowfall since summer. Scientists, mainly those funded by governments with more money than sense have confirmed that THIS IS ALL DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE "Before yesterday, we had experienced no snowfall in t...

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Street orgy in Copenhagen - police mistakenly deploy aphrodisiac gas

Funny story: Street orgy in Copenhagen - police mistakenly deploy aphrodisiac gas

DENMARK - Violent street protests unexpectedly turned into an outdoor love-fest, when police launched what they thought were tear-gas canisters into the unruly mobs. Because of a mix-up in inventory, the canisters spewed aphrodisiac gas instead.

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Copenhagen 'climate zombies' sign international treaty

Funny story: Copenhagen 'climate zombies' sign international treaty

DENMARK - After downtown Copenhagen was evacuated amid the onslaught of 'climate zombies', the zombies launched an assault on the building holding the international delegates and convened their own climate conference. Initially, it was hoped that...

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Copenhagen summit adopts Dylan song 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall'

Funny story: Copenhagen summit adopts Dylan song 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall'

To try and make the Copenhagen summit seem important, the organisers adopted a Bob Dylan song to publicise it. These are the lyrics: 'Oh, where have you been, my brown-eyed son? And where have you been, my insincere one? I've stumbled trying to pay lots of Arab oil salesmen I've walked and I've crawled to sell arms to Jerusalem My country has destroyed many sad rain forests I've been...

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Fatalities in protest over solar power

Funny story: Fatalities in protest over solar power

COPENHAGEN - At the international Climate Summit in Copenhagen, advocates of global cooling clashed with advocates of solar power, resulting in at least 43 deaths and the hospitalization of 18 others. Outside the Climate Summit, members of the Coo...

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'Global Cooling' advocates emerge at Copenhagen

Funny story: 'Global Cooling' advocates emerge at Copenhagen

'Our perspective on the world's climate has been consistently ignored by the AGW (anthropogenic global warming) climate consensus', says Jill Morgenstern, the CEO of the 'Our Planet Has A Fever Project' (OPHAFP). 'All these people are running arou...

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Al Gore Causing Global Warming!

Funny story: Al Gore Causing Global Warming!

Copenhagen - (Rooters) Fighting to be heard over chants of "Al Gore, shut your mouth!" and "Save our planet, gag Al Gore!" Dr. Johannes Finklestein, head of the UN Climate Summit finally released the truth about global warming. Dr. Finklestein, a fin...

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Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

Funny story: Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

DENMARK - WRITHERS AGENCY - Danish officials have announced a 'crash campaign' to completely evacuate the city of Copenhagen, when flesh-eating zombies invading the city proved too much for riot police. 'Downtown Copenhagen is Hell on Earth', said...

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Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

Funny story: Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...

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Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Funny story: Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Paris Hilton, the heiress and full time party girl (in every way) today hit back at critics who complained that she wasn't qualified to comment on the issue of global warming and climate change at the Copenhagen summit. "I honestly don't understan...

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Revealed: real reason for climate summit in Copenhagen.

Funny story: Revealed: real reason for climate summit in Copenhagen.

The Chairman of the climate change summit being held in Copenhagen, Mr Atim O'Sphere, has reiterated that the summit is being held there for purely sensible reasons only, and to suggest otherwise would be tantamount to treason. At a press conferen...

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