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Funny story: Widespread Cooties Outbreak Among School Kids

Widespread Cooties Outbreak Among School Kids

Hundreds of US elementary schools and daycare centers are reporting outbreaks of the devastating childhood disease Moribus Puerilibus, or MP, as kids return from their summer break. Commonly known as "cooties", MP symptoms include uncontrollable scr...
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Funny story: Scientist Discovers Cooties are Real not Imaginary

Scientist Discovers Cooties are Real not Imaginary

A highly respected entomologist in Denmark has been studying the phenomenon of Cooties for decades and has finally ascertained that the little critters actually exist and claims he can prove it. Dr. Sven Uppenyoursen used his own grandchildren as...
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Funny story: Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Rockefeller, NY - Scientists studying the effects of cooties in laboratory animals have found a strong correllation between infected animals and the development of cancer, particularly cancer of the genitals. Says Bell Green, one of the researcher...
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