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Cookie Monster Warns Democrats About "Coded Speciesism"

Semi-Humorous Disclaimer: No disrespect to Jim Henson Production Intended. I always used to love Sesame Street, so this, in a way, is my small tribute to my old friends; and this one was my best buddy of all. And I think it's important to remember (regardless of what some journalists from famous non-satire outlet Fox News might say) that the Cookie Monster, Elmo, Oscar the Grouch and others are...

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Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

Funny story: Woman humiliated for wearing partisan t-shirt

A volunteer worker at a Romney campaign office on Ohio claims she was abused and humiliated by a GOP official for wearing a Sesame St t-shirt. Miranda Summers, 24, said "I really believe in what Mitt has to say on the economy and jobs, but I also...

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Sesame Street Makes Top Ten List of Dangerous Places

Funny story: Sesame Street Makes Top Ten List of Dangerous Places

Sesame Street is no longer the wholesome neighborhood street that children and their families flock to to enjoy an afternoon of counting and rhyming and learning some fun educational facts. It is becoming more and more a place where you don't want to...

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Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Funny story: Cookie Monster Duet with Coldplay Banned

Following a pretty weird video of Katy Perry bulging out of a green dress thing on the Sesame Street, the producers were pretty keen to get some more child-friendly talent into the studios. Unfortunately, as Justin Beiber was busy getting bottles...

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Cookie Monster named as Kim Jong Il's replacement

Funny story: Cookie Monster named as Kim Jong Il's replacement

It's official. Kim Jong Il has confirmed reports that he is slowly dying of a painful Justin-Beiber related death in a rare conference held in his living room. The tyrannical leader also named his successor. Whilst many of us thought his son would...

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Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

Funny story: Dr. Phil Blames 40 Years of Sesame Street's Cookie Monster for Kid Obesity

"You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...

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Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

Funny story: Congress To Vet New Cookie Czar

In an effort to reach across the isle to the GOP, Obama today agreed to let a congressional committee vet his new Cookie Czar appointee. Today Obama submitted three names for consideration and recommendation, the Keebler Elf, Cookie Monster, and the...

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Cookie Monster told to Diet

Funny story: Cookie Monster told to Diet

The Cookie Monster, a beloved character on Children's entertainment smorgasbord Sesaeme Street has been told to diet. Muppet Dr Bunsen told us:'It is for his own good. A Monster who eats nothing but Cookie is not going to be in the best of health...

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Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

Funny story: Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

The entertainment world today collectively mourned the passing of a giant of children's television - Cookie Monster. Cookie was found slumped on the floor in his kitchen, after apparently suffering a massive heart attack. He was 57.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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