Showing:

Funny satire stories about cookery

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story:  Great British Menu Chefs Told To Clean Up Their Act, Get A Shave!

Great British Menu Chefs Told To Clean Up Their Act, Get A Shave!

Chefs competing to cook at a banquet for Great Britain's Olympians should clean up their act, says a cookery expert. In the BBC's Great British Menu chefs have been competing in regional heats, hoping to go through to their weekly final and eventu...
View 'Great British Menu Chefs Told To Clean Up Their Act, Get A Shave!'
Funny story:  Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault

Voluptuous TV cook Nigella Lawson is set to lead BBC2's new batch of cookery shows. TV cookery's most famous d├ęcolletage is set to front Nigellisima, six half-hour programmes featuring Italian influenced dishes. Meanwhile, the whiny west country p...
View 'Nigella Lawson, Stein, Bikers Head Up New Cookery Assault'
Funny story:  Hairy Bikers subtitles hacked by a bingo website

Hairy Bikers subtitles hacked by a bingo website

In a special episode of the Hairy Bikers where they teamed up with the remaining Fat Lady, Clarissa Dickinson Wright, alert deaf viewers spotted that the subtitles for the show were interspersed with adverts for a popular bingo web site. "We were...
View 'Hairy Bikers subtitles hacked by a bingo website'
Funny story:  Masterchef Gets New Makeover

Masterchef Gets New Makeover

It was changes all round for popular cookery series Masterchef this week as the set underwent a massive facelift and the new format seemed to get the thumbs up from most viewers.One TV Critic however wasn't amused at the antics of one or two of the c...
View 'Masterchef Gets New Makeover'
Funny story:  At The Restaurant

At The Restaurant

Good evening Sir. Are you ready to order? Why yes, I think I am. Very good Sir, go ahead. Who do I give my orders to? To me, Sir. That's my job, to receive your order. Right. I want you to recite Charge of The Light Brigade for me. Then I would like you to fetch the Chef and I would like you to dance a polka together. Then I want you to go and stand over there, by the castor oil p...
View 'At The Restaurant'
Funny story:  New Cooking Method

New Cooking Method

It will soon be revealed that Ron Popeil and George Foreman are in the process of merging their two companies, and developing a revolutionary new cooking method which will be called the Forepeil. "We have been looking at this method for a number o...
View 'New Cooking Method'
Funny story:  Jamie Oliver does 'Cooking for Poor People'

Jamie Oliver does 'Cooking for Poor People'

Celebrity Chef and Restaurateur, Jamie Oliver MBE, has announced the launch of a new series of cookery books aimed at the less privileged in society. The snappily titled 'Jamie Oliver: Cooking for Poor People' demonstrates that you can achieve intere...
View 'Jamie Oliver does 'Cooking for Poor People''
Funny story:  Household cooking crisis...help is at hand

Household cooking crisis...help is at hand

A new government incentive to teach younger female wives how to cook food was launched this week. The vast majority of them are so used to ready meals straight from the freezer to the microwave and the opening of crisp bags and ring pull cans to feed their families, they have absolutely no idea of the basics. Some of the silly twats don't even know that milk comes from cows. The cost of process...
View 'Household cooking crisis...help is at hand'
Funny story:  Family Owns 50 Cookbooks, Having Chicken For Dinner Again.

Family Owns 50 Cookbooks, Having Chicken For Dinner Again.

A Harlingen area family that has collected no less than 50 cookbooks over 20 years is having another uninspired dinner of chicken and macaroni with cheese for the fourth time in three weeks. According to Mrs. Adriana Baker and her husband Christo...
View 'Family Owns 50 Cookbooks, Having Chicken For Dinner Again.'
Funny story:  UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction. The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...
View 'UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews'
Funny story:  The 3 a.m. Cookery Club

The 3 a.m. Cookery Club

OK, you've been ejected from the nightclub, been kicked out of the kebab shop for trying to pick a fight with an antique space invaders machine, the police have kerb-crawled you all the way home to keep you out of further trouble (didn't offer you a lift though, did they? the bastards!). After the 23rd attempt, you finally succeeded in getting your key into the lock, leaving numerous ugly faile...
View 'The 3 a.m. Cookery Club'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 1?

7 17 6 12


Go to top ^