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Funny story: Control pants to replace electronic ankle tag says Theresa May

Control pants to replace electronic ankle tag says Theresa May

London - Sex and other offenders on parole are to be given the option of a new kind of non-surreptitious surveillance tool the Home Secretary announced today. Electronic control pants that combine spandex-reinforced micro-circuit gadgetry with the...
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