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Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Funny story: Joey Walnuts eats 72 Rockey Mountain Oysters to win Nathan's Famous title

Joey Walnuts continues to astonishing the world of competitive eating with his title as Rockey Mountain Oyster King. On Tuesday, the 21-year-old genius won the Nathan's Rockey Mountain Oysters Contest for the 10th time, breaking his own record by...

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Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

Funny story: Florida beach "the best," Beachcombers agree

It's not the location. Or the beautiful white sands. Or the ice-blue water. Or the spectacular, pristine scenery. It's not even the hospitable locals. Siesta Beach near Sarasota, Florida, has been named The Best Beach in America by Beachcombers, a...

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Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

Funny story: Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest. Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

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A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

Funny story: A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

OSLO, Norway - Onni Ristopani, 36, has always had a tremendous fondness for sardine sandwiches and now, it has finally paid off. Ristopani has just won The 57th Annual Oslo Sardine Sandwich Eating Contest by devouring a total of 313 sardine sandwi...

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A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

Funny story: A 71-Year-Old Geography Teacher Wins $100,000 In A Twerking Contest

NEW ORLEANS - The Louisiana Department of Festivities has just announced that a 61-year-old high school geography teacher from Lafayette, Louisiana has just won first place in the 1st Annual Louisiana Twerking Contest. Noranelle Grainquist was the...

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19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

Funny story: 19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

POCATELLO - The director at Pocatello's Au Gratin Potatoes Senior Citizens Home, Artie Knoxmelon, 49, has apologized to the families of 19 of his residents. Knoxmelon told the news media that he had seen Miley Cyrus twerking on a television show a...

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A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

Funny story: A Retired Tulsa Teacher Wins The National Tabasco Drinking Contest But Loses Both of Her Perfectly Good Tonsils

TULSA, Oklahoma - Local resident Emily Normina Sarkensiggle, 43, was both thrilled and saddened by a recent event. Miss Sarkensiggle who is engaged to Darnell Oldenheimer, 51, won this year's National Tabasco Drinking Contest, which is held every...

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Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito

Funny story: Six-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Wins A Trip To Manchester, England To Meet Her Idol Chicharito

MILWAUKEE - Little six-year-old Milly Cottondandy had no idea that she would win The Heinz Ketchup Sports Drawing Contest when her mother Leslie told her to draw a picture of a soccer player. Milly, who is a devoted fan of Manchester United and es...

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A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

Funny story: A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Claire "Cookie" Starkdiffy, 79, told the local authorities that she had no idea that what she did was against the law. Mrs. Starkdiffy, who was divorced in 2010 by her husband Wardley Starkdiffy after 51 years of marriage,...

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"The One Indispensable Nation" applications go global

Funny story: "The One Indispensable Nation" applications go global

This week a furor of verbiage over who, what, when, and why a nation is "indispensable" has swarmed across the globe very quickly. In fact, the very latest updates indicate a global contest is already underway. The world's smallest island nat...

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A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

Funny story: A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

MILWAUKEE - All of her life, Millicent "Milly" Sauerbraten has said she's wanted to do something that would go down in history. Well the 68-year-old grandmother has now achieved that goal. Mrs. Sauerbraten participated in the 73rd Annual Milwaukee...

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The Best Letter from Mom Contest

Boston, MA - The Boston Tribune's randomly chosen entry into The Best Letter from Mom While You Were at Camp Contest appears below. This week's entry was submitted by Debbie Jones of Dover, MA. Dear Debbie, Dad and I (and the admin that I suspect is Dad's new mistress) are so happy to hear that your summer "job" at the Big Game Reserve in South Africa is going well (especially since Dad and...

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Governor Brewer of Arizona Disqualifies Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Because She's A Lesbian

Funny story: Governor Brewer of Arizona Disqualifies Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Because She's A Lesbian

YUMA, Arizona - The 19th Annual Arizona Wet T-Shirt Contest was held in Yuma and this year's overwhelming winner was Loribelle Tantaletti of Flagstaff. But Tantaletti's victory was short lived as Governor Jan Brewer soon learned from an unnamed so...

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Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

Funny story: Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

SAN ANTONIO - The United States Drinking Society Federation (USDSF) has just announced that the winner of The 2013 Best Drink in America is the Margarita. The name Margarita was also chosen as The Most Popular Female Name of The Year. USDSF spo...

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Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

Funny story: Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

JONESBORO, AR--As anticipation for the long-waited movie adaptation of Suzanne Collins' bestselling novel The Hunger Games reached a fever pitch on Monday, local Arkansas radio station 100.5 FM The Eagle knew it had to take advantage of this incredib...

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Some Newly Approved State License Plate Slogans

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just granted ten states permission to change their vehicular license plate slogans for 2013. The executive director of TUSCOSLPSA Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi stated that they had to reject the slogans of two states and ask that they submit a secondary entry. The commission rejected Arizona's slogan "The Non-Hola Stat...

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Man Ties Machine in Jeopardy Championship

Funny story: Man Ties Machine in Jeopardy Championship

In front of a large studio audience, human Brad Rutter tied an IBM Computer named "Watson" at a game of Jeopardy on the first day of their battle over who or which is the smarter. "Watson", the IBM Computer, even got a question right about the Bea...

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UK Transsexual wins UK scrabble contest "cumming from behind"!

Funny story: UK Transsexual wins UK scrabble contest "cumming from behind"!

A fairy in a pink wig (and certainly not your usual straight, nerdy, Scrabble player), has shocked the world and won the UK's Scrabbler of the year contest. The guy or girl (?), big fan of Lady GaGa, unshaven (a dead give away) and looking pretty...

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